ramos

If for no other reason than to keep her on my good side.

I've told her many times. If I ever get rich and famous. I will hire her to be my bodygaurd

She's big enough to be mistaken for a wall in the alley

I would be afraid to run into her in a dark alley

His wife is like 6'2" and built like a tank.

Don't really think I would want any dealings with the kind of woman that would find a tractor sexy

He's married to cro magnan woman

We didn't see anything thank god, Just heard. He laughs about it now cause it was funny as chit

All in good fun of course

On his 21st birthday. Myself and a couple others took him to southern exposure. we got him good and liquored up. I talked to one of the dancers, paid her a little extra to give him a lap dance. So she walked over, started doing the grinding. Got him all hot and bothered. Then leaned over and whispered " Ride me you pot belly stallion" in his ear. He immediately stood up, knocking her off his lap into the floor. And hollered " Ramos, I'm gonna kill you"

When I was a wee tot. We used to take turns spending the night at each others houses. While at his house one weekend. We were up all hours of the night watching movies. I went to the bathroom which was right next to his parents bedroom. I heard grunting and groaning coming from thier room. I went back and told him that I thought his parents were going at it. He said shut up, thier watching a movie. I told him didn't sound like a movie. he kept telling me to shut up, they were watching a movie. I let it go. Later on we went to raid the fridge. As we walked by his parents bedroom. WE both heard his mom shout out " RIDE ME YOU POT BELLY STALLION " I was instantly rolling. I still remind him every once in a while just to keep him on his toes

He's the same guy

Did I ever tell you guys the pot belly story ?

He has had a rough life with me around I tell you what

My friend didn't find it too funny though

I told my wife about it, and she thought it was hillarious

uh, nope . Was just hungry. And if the only way to get something to eat was be part of the group ( which we had no idea what kind of group ) We were part of the group. Don't mess with a fat man when he's hungry. You might loose a finger or two

My friend thought it was cool that this lady was asking him back to her hotel room. Until she said her husband would only watch unless he wanted him to join uuuummmmmm check please

We went in, Lady asked if we were with the group. Said sure, why not. She walked us into the other room. And we saw some pretty wierd people

DING DING DING We have a winner, Bob tell the lady what she's won

A friend and myself were on the way back from the river one evening. He wanted to stop there and get something to eat.

A certain new river valley club has get togethers there, and a party every month

I found out several years ago by accident

And why there is a hotel surrounding it

You guys know what that bar is right ?