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I have never seen so many wrinkles in my life eeewwwww

Hired a 70 y/o burlesque dancer to jump out of a cake at his 30th birthday

No, I went off to miami. And she went to WVU

I hired a male stripper for his bacheleor party.

We have been friends for so long. There pretty much are no limits between us

I got to get to know people real well to find out the best pranks. Got to know the limits of what I can and can't do

So Yeah, he deserves it

He had her so convinced she wouldn't talk to me

Many moons ago, he told my girlfriend at the time that I told him I was gay

The whole time I was wondering why somebody repoed my car when it's paid for

Had me calling banks and towing companys for a couple hours.

Took my car and parked it down the road one day. Told me someone came and repoed it.

He deserves it, The phucker superglued the bathroom door shut on me one day. Took me ten minutes to get it open

Gotta let him sweat for at least a week.

Figure I'll tell him next week I sent the flowers

Still got the flowers He doesn't go to punjabs anymore for some odd reason

Maybe even chips ahoy

Might even add in a box of cookies

Of course I can't make any gaurantees that your cool status will remain the same. But you will be a star in my book

Send it on over and I'll be more than happy to help ya out

You didn't paypal me the $4,000 for saying you were that cool

Looks like they cancelled my rc race for Saturday. So I guess I can roll up to shelor a little earlier than I had planned

We were fishing and I REALLY wanted to wakeboard...It was too hot to fish so we sent for it. Finny thing was, when I would jump the wake Id pull the boat all over the place. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That would be the problem with mine as well. 2 degree dead rise + pulling skier = me scared chitless as the boat slides

Now just to convince bossman he can't leave his trusty hull man behind

Never been, but always wanted to go