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What happens to a sundial during daylight savings time? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't think there was such a thing as daylight savings time, in the time of sun dials

If the tracks a mile, you better bring a book

1/4 mile with a sun dial

You could time my 1/8 mile time with an hour glass

I drive a tracker man, speeding is something I definately don't have to worry about

No state , a "common wealth" Translate that into english it becomes . " Come tax time, we bend you over backwards and ass rape you with a sandpaper condom and no lube. And if it's fun, or you can have fun while doing it. It's most likely illegal "

Wish I could help, but they are illegal here in the communist wealth. So I never had much dealings with them

Later on my brother

I love ebaumsworld Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown." Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"

Our college teams are so bad, I don't really pay attention to college sports. Hockey is the exception of course. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Beamer is a god in the eyes of the hokie fanatics.

As in Fank beamer. VA tech's football coach

Beamer burgers

Bald chick ?

Second offense is grounds for punishment so severe. Just mentioning it out loud is illegal in 42 states and peurto rico

Yeah, yeah Just got the cell phone switched to a different company. I'll give Dave my number. Of course if you call me late at night. I will hunt you guys down. And make you watch english theater while throwing gerkins and sardines at you

Later gator

You know they say tht's the second sign of being a drunkard. Drinking alone

It's fine, I can ramble for hours on end with stupid chit

Yall just gonna keep sitting there letting the old man talk to himself or what ?

Now if I could just get this damn wiggles song out of my head. I will be allright

Which is a good thing seeing as how I come well equipped

humor, the greatest medicine of all.

Told him last night I believe this is the longest streak since I have been a live that I haven't heard a cuss word come out of his mouth. And he smiled

Dad's showing more signs of movement . Getting that look back in his eyes like he wants to kill something