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If there is such a thing as reincarnation, Why the hell does the population keep growing ?

I feel another fishing trip coming on tomorrow

At least you will save some money on gas

I hit the water at 65mph one time acting stupid on a highly modded sea doo. The analogy of hitting pavement is really close. With one little exception, the pavement will just rip your nose off if you hit it that fast. Where as the water will give you a nasal douche of gigantic proportions

WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?' The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?' 'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?' 'I remember that, too' she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... 'I would have gotten out today.'

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual Gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him To change. One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son Returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting Home?', they asked. 'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit Project said Tommy. The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking Him completely out of his chair. 'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went After school.' 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy. The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking Him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.' 'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.' The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse Right that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. 'Boy, did you Ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, He is your son!' The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her Three times

Little timmy walks into his dads room and sees his dad has mom bent over the dresser. He sees Timmy and says "Go away" and smiles. After dad was done he goes to check on Timmy. He opens the door and Timmy has grandma bent over his dresser. Dad yells "What the hell!!" Timmy says "It aint funny when its your mom....."

A priest was about to finish his tour of duty and was leaving his mission in the jungle where he had spent years teaching the natives, when he realized that the one thing he had never taught them was how to speak English.So he took the chief for a walk in the forest. He pointed to a tree and said to the chief, 'This is a tree.'The chief looked at the tree and grunted, 'Tree.' The priest was pleased with response. They walked a little farther and he pointed to a rock and said, 'This is a rock.' Hearing this, the chief looked and grunted, 'Rock.'The priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he heard a rustling in the bushes. As they peeked over the top, they saw a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The priest was really flustered and quickly explained, 'Man riding a bike.'The chief looked at the couple briefly, pulled out his blowpipe and killed them. The priest went ballistic and yelled at the chief that he had spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way? The chief replied: 'My bike.'

I don't really remember. I just usually email him I think it's [email protected] still

That is one of the hardest things to explain to someone with no boating experience. 75mph on the water feels an ass load faster than 75mph on land.

Very nice .

I took a tour through the Marvin windows facility here in VA earlier this year. I have never seen so much kevlar clothing in my life. I bet there was over 1 million dollars worth of kevlar aprons alone in that place

sure , you can fit subs in kicks if you have the airspace. Kick panels give you a better chance to equalize path lengths.

Happy birthday brother man

It's friday.............the sun is shining...........the river yacht is gassed up.................the river is running just a tad high and ever so slightly stained.................I foresee some smallies in my not so distant future. My workday is over at 11:00am. New River here I come

There have been a couple deaths here in hillbillyville attributed to the stereo being to loud

That or an airsoft gun are my preferred methods as well

I have seen the judge bias first hand myself. All the more reason I say making a competetive spl vehicle is easier than a competetive sq vehicle.

Are you gonna open the backs into the doors ? That's not very much airspace for those drivers other wise

Because of the lp crossover point or what ? My comment was comparing 6.5 comp sets to 5.25 comp sets. The 6.5's will definitely have the capability of playing lower which is definitely related to where you will need to HP them. There are definitely some 5.25 drivers that can get down and boogie, but I haven't seen them packaged very effectively in off the shelf components. Thought that was what you were getting at I was wondering

A grinder with a flap wheel is your friend

Because of the lp crossover point or what ?

If the proper accelerator is used with the proper kind of ca. The glue joint isn't harmed. Use the wrong stuff and it can have adverse effects on it. Many different kinds of ca glue's and almost as many accelerators

Better make sure you get permission from that hooters girl before you use her picture like that

That's a total myth Getting to the pinnacle of either requires a lot of time, a lot of testing, and knowledge of the black arts that go into it. And the Camry shows that you can come across something that does pretty well for SQ, just by playing around with things Likewise, there are people that have gotten some pretty good results in the SPL lanes just by trying something right off the bat. I disagree. IMO it's easier to make a vehicle competitive in the spl arena than it is to make one competitive in the SQ arena. Playing around with things in the camry took a lot more time than you realize. 5 months of freezing our arses off. The setup may look simple , but there is some stuff going on in there that only Dave, Nick, and I know about. And that's the way it shall stay for the time being P.S. By the way jim , How did your foray into competitive sq go ? Which one is easier ?