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  1. ramos

    Welcome to the IHoP

    Why for ?
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    See ya learn something new everyday
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    Neo magnets + computer monitor = lots of fun as long as the monitor is not yours
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    Yeah what they said
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    Found that out years ago when I started playing with home drivers in a car . Amazing how much extra depth is added by those bucking magnets
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    Just need shielded drivers ( bucking magnets )
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    very nice my brother , how you gonna finish them, or are you just gonna wait until the second version ?
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    I'll keep rambling
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    Don't quite understand that . Seems to me you should be hanging out with larger people . Stack the odds in your favor
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    and they always have the skinny friend
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    I don't think she was really scantily clad . But then again she was big enough to make a moo moo look like a mini skirt. So she could have been
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    Should be a disclaimer on any kind of stretchy outfits sold. " If your stomach is bigger than your ass, stay the hell out of this outfit "
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    And enough make up to make tammy faye baker look natural
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    Is there some kind of law that says the larger the girl the bigger the earrings ?? This girl had some big arse hub cap looking sob's on .
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    Don't get me wrong I'm a fat fook myself . But I ain't walking around town in a banana hammock or something
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    My friends mooing at her probably didn't help much either
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    Now I have a gigantic moo cow , who thinks I'm a prick . Oh well such is life
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    Morning mr. dc
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    I was approached by a rather large female and her skinny friend. First thing I noticed was the outfit the large girl was wearing. They came up said hi , and wanted to know if they could sit with me . I said sure why not, as I was on my third pitcher. They started talking , but I couldn't stop thinking about the big girls outfit . It looked as if she got dressed with help of heavy machinery and lots of lubrication. The girl had more rolls than a french bakery. And every one of them was in plane nylon covered site eewwww . I wasn't paying much attention to what they were saying. But the large one asked me something and I just cuaght the tail end of it and said yeah. She smiled. I asked if I could ask her a question. She said sure . " Do you have mirrors in your house ? " She giggled and said yeah. Then I asked if the light in the closet was burnt out ? She giggled and said no . " So you knowingly walked out of the house with that outfit on ? " oops struck a nerve there
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    And going to the dark side of humor with more and more alcohol
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    I seem to be turning into a mean drunk as well
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    Macadoo's was was packed last night . Wall to wall college kids
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    Seems there are a lot of kids going to summer sessions at roanoke college this year
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    All this rambling comes from going out with some friends last night
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    She's 35 and we're going to the lake tomorrow
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