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Maybe he was trying to eat the rose

My weekly trip to ebaumsworld

Been there , done that

if I weren't buried in projects I'd be doing the same in parallel. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I said screw it , need to go fishing . Hate working at night anyway. Neighbors love me running the table saw at midnight

come one 2:00.

Allthough I hear phenolic resin does wonders for the complexion

Would like to preferably be dead before my body is filled with formaldehyde

Got enough wrong with me , don't need to inhale that chit

Note too self Stop by harbor freight on way home and get another package of dust masks

and one last yay for getting to make lotsa mdf dust this weekend

another yay for going fishing tonight

Yay for getting off work early

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied. A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup" replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it. "Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "YOU F*CK ING AS*HOLE....IT'S TEN PAST THREE IN THE MORNING!"

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

Felt kind of freakish entering 7th grade with a beard and mustache. Mom wouldn't let me start shaving. She said it would just make it grow faster. I looked like grizzly adams, it couldn't get much worse.

I get growing pains all the time but I dont grow any...at least height wise. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I got a plastic hip, a rebuilt knee, a plastic knee cap, and arthritis in one shoulder . Do those count as growing pains ?

I went from like a hair under 4'8" starting 6th grade. By the summer after 7th grade I was 6'1" .

I was 6' 1" as a freshman .

I never grew one inch in high school... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Surprisingly me either . I had a growth spurt in 6th and 7th grade. I grew like 13" And have only grown 1" taller since. Wish my damn feet would have stopped

Be glad you didn't go to school with me

You bunch of heathens

When I was a teen . Kmart sold Nike. All three different colors of the only shoe they offered

No sir , didn't have Walmarts when I was a child . Kmart was the chit then

You can talk about if you wish . I'm a big boy I can take it . Allthough I refuse to refer to my self as a sword swallower Seriously though, I know of one in particular who is no longer a member that does. I can tell by some of the pm's I receive from said individual