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    A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."
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    My back is sore from attempting to play golf yesterday <{POST_SNAPBACK}> what did you shoot? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> a 90 , look out tiger
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    These three friends went on vacation together. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I just watched him all night." The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," He said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
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    Got to love a sport where not only can you drink alcohol, and still participate. Decent looking women bring you the beer in the middle of the course
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    My back is sore from attempting to play golf yesterday
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    Do they draft hockey players and allow them to still play in college ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cool , don't know too much about hockey
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    Actually that means you aren't going big enough, unless you call winching not getting stuck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pretty much the way it works around here . If you don't get stuck. Your not muddin' . Had the chit box all the way up to the windshield with water and mud before. Surprisingly it didn't bother it in the least.
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    Bigger trucks are easy to take through traffic. The trick is remembering that you're bigger than they are, far more intimidating, and most likely their vehicle is going to be more expensive to fix. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know about easier, the M slices through while my truck just gets everyone out of the way. If I want to be an arse, I'd actually rather do it in the M. The gas pedal helps lots when negotiating small spaces, brakes too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bah , the sight of my big arse stuffed up in that little chit box tracker. Is enough to make most people get out of my way
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    Do they draft hockey players and allow them to still play in college ?
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    Got a bachelors degree in structural engineering. I'm an edumacated redneck Just more proof why people shouldn't judge a book by it's cover
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    Yep , baseball . Twas a hell of a pitcher in my day. Still to this day can't manage to throw any kind of ball straight. Everything breaks somewhat
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    The lye , ethanol, or the sodium hydroxate ? Know a guy that produces his own. Didn't look to dangerous
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    I went on a full ride athletic scholarship, and had 10k in the bank. Still came out with 10k in debt after four years. And that was eons ago
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    Man why you got a call a brother a bish ??
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    Butt connectors for the lose
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    I'll thank you very much to keep your hands off my tweeters
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    strange after all these years I just learned Ramos' last name. And Sean we need to work on getting your ebay # up. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hence the famous relative ( certain pitcher) with same last name, coming to the family reunion this year. And why my mother calls me Ramie She used to baby sit us both
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    Yep , what you want to know ?
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    Easy now , no need to go that far . Just wanted the youngun to know I have seen big time world champion db drag competitors loose db's with too much bracing. Strange , and theoretically shouldn't happen. But it does. If your serious into competeing, there is no replacement for testing in your vehicle you intend to compete with, and your equipment. Others with similar vehicles can tell you where to start. But you won't make any gain without testing
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    Oh chit. why did I have to go to ebay http://cgi.ebay.com/ROCKFORD-FOSGATE-6-Cha...1QQcmdZViewItem
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    Still says $26 for me as well . WTF ?
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    Yeah , I was gonna put in a bid with a max of $100 . Got the stupid sorry you have been outbid crap
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    Woo , somebody wants it real bad . I tried to bid and stopped when I was outbid at $100
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    Supposed to go play golf here shortly. Feel sorry for the other golfers. I haven't swung a club in almost a year
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    Yup, West by god Virginia as well
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