ramos

not getting paid for overtime = my fat arse not working overtime

I love people with no concept of how electricity works. A friend brought one of his friends over last Saturday to have me put in a head unit for him. They show up, the guy was drunk off his arse. First thing he tells me is he has no idea about any of that "stereo shit". So I get the head unit and start wiring things up. Look in the vehicle ( some early 90's ragged out hyundai) , and someone had chopped off the factory wiring plug. So I went and grabbed the meter. Found hot, switched, and ground pretty quick. Went ahead and wired them up. Turned the head unit on and it powered up. Then broke out the battery to test speaker leads. Found the front drivers side hooked it up. Turned the head unit back on and nothing. No sound. So I go grab a pos speaker from the garage. Try all four sets of speaker leads on the head unit and get a tiny little bit of sound from one set of leads with the volume full blast. UH oh, I tell him I think your head unit is toast. He said "you sure your speaker works? " Walked over to the chitbox , yanked the mid wire from my kicks. Wired up the speaker ........viola sound. Told him "yep I'm sure the speaker works and the amp in your head unit is toasted." He sat down in the passengers seat, started blabbering about something can't be right cause the stereo ( pronounced stairo ) worked when he took it out of his work truck. So I grabbed the meter again, probed every set of speaker leads. Had one set show .01v at full volume . Told him again " it's toasted man" too which he responded " You sure you know what your doing? " I told my friend it was time to take billybob home and let him sober up some. They left........................I get a call yesterday from the same friend. He appologized for the drunk, told him don't worry about it. No big deal. He wanted to know if I could look over the same dudes stereo. He and some relative of his got a dual head unit , two pyramid amps, a few different speakers, AND ALL THE WIRE NEEDED TO HOOK EVERYTHING UP from happy's ( local flea market ). He said they installed everything, and it worked for a few minutes then cut off, and hasn't worked since. Reluctantly I said okay, bring them over. Dude shows up.........first thing I see is what looks like duct taped wire coming out of the door jam into the hood.................. this isn't going to be good. He popped the hood and there was speaker wire running from the battery to something wrapped in duct tape. What ever wrapped in duct tape went up through the hood, into the door jam, and dissappeared into the dash. I asked him what all that was about. He said it was his power wire. I told him that wouldn't work, and would be ridiculously dangerous. He said and I quote " Hell man, that's 14 gauge wire carrying 12 volts. My house only has 16 gauge wiring and it's carrying 110volts " .............................................

Damn, I thought my 9.5 hour days were long. That royally sucks man 9.5 is a short day, I do 12 hours at work and than I do more word when I get home, lol F that MY fat arse works 9.5 hours Monday-Thursday , and 2-3 hours on Fridays. I'm allergic to overtime

Damn, I thought my 9.5 hour days were long. That royally sucks man

What kind of vehicle ?

Werd , I forgot to check lol

Big brother keeping an I on us unruly bastards

7) Can I use the BR IN and BR OUT connectors for daisy chaining amps? Do they work like regular outputs? - 4/21/08 NO, they can not be used as regular outputs for daisy chaining amps. DO NOT do this. The BR OUT if to be connected to the BR IN of a slave amp, when strapped, ONLY. DO NOT put signal INTO the BR OUT connector. Here you jump on the man , then post what's in the sticky ....... Bad ju ju man

Not yet

Yeah boy

First time I read it I was in tears lol

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.' The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.' The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!' The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.' 'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch. Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head. 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. ' He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?' The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his penis around himself twice and then stick it in his ear.'

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin esheissen.' (Which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.') The kneeling man shouts back, 'I'm Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, infidel, speak in English.' The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'

There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good But when she was bad ... She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread.

Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard.

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said "Oh, I use hole in the trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong...but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Me checking for bees" said Tarzan.

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "He's a midget."

A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" He asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place."

I only have one more bit that's not in that box. I'll check it when I go home

Yep

LMAO I got pulled over giving a co worker a ride home in a housing project. The speed limit is 3MPH. The cop pulled me over for going 7MPH Damn, I'd get hauled off to jail for going 6x the speed limit on a damn bicycle. I had a 1974 volvo station wagon. The first line on the speedo was 10 mile an hour, and it was 1-2mm above the peg. How the hell do you go 3 mph ? Idle it in D? It was a 5 speed manual

Coolest cop I ever came across Had a rather well off friend as a teenager. This guys parents bought him pretty much what ever he wanted. He got a stingray vette for his birthday one year. I got pulled over doing 110 in a 60. The cop was in love with the car. My friend offered to let him take it for a spin. He jumped in, and was gone. He came back about 5 minutes later. Got out, walked up to us and said "yall boys have a nice day now".

LMAO I got pulled over giving a co worker a ride home in a housing project. The speed limit is 3MPH. The cop pulled me over for going 7MPH Damn, I'd get hauled off to jail for going 6x the speed limit on a damn bicycle. I had a 1974 volvo station wagon. The first line on the speedo was 10 mile an hour, and it was 1-2mm above the peg. How the hell do you go 3 mph ?

I got pulled over for excessive noise once with nothing but a walkman in the car. Then the cop hassled me about "gang insignia" on my vehicle. He asked what set I belonged to. WTF ?? He pointed to my back window, a big ass RF logo