CBFryman

lol post count = knowledge right? That is how they run it on CA.com Guy with 11,000 posts hits a 135 on term lab and i tell him that isnt loud, he automaically has the right to call me queer after I tried to offer some help. /rant but serously I had like 2ppd average untill I started working agian, and where I work you are either busting your ass, troubleshooting BS, or stareing at the wall...so I started BSing in the iHop instead of stareing at the wall and yeah. oh and a large portion of my post count was from when we did like 20,000 posts in a few hours and got 100,000.

lol. I say we go to the bahmas and drink Kalik (if you can see over the bar you can buy alcohol) and show the bahamians how to really bump

Under 5'= Dwarf Unless you like dwarfs..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> well i geuss alot of people a dwarfs. Shakira would be a dwarf and I would that. THen yo uare 5'5'' 5' is about the right size

that was the joke...i geuss my brain is just completelt off. lmao. Pretty much all i remember from that night is getting my foot burnt. Pissing in the radiator. Telling some girl she was really hot like 100 times...and gorilla crawling from the bedroom to the living room after some dude threw up. anyway...i think im going to try sleeping agian and stop exposing the stupider things ive done.

an technically its not illegal to BE drink...just to posses or have possesed alcohol.

Camera + underage drinking = evidence. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nah, we never took pictures of us drinking alcohol. we arent that stupid.

probably not the most mature thing to do...but i was gone sooo yeah.

But its ok because i pissed all in the dudes radiator that did that to me.

I didnt realize it was actually happeneing untill i felt my skin start to sizzlea little around the little toe. Since then i only get that plastered at my brothers house under supervision.

x3

You dont want to see the other pics. That is the last birthday party i brought my camera to.

How real southerners have birthday parties. barles of hay around a fire and chit loads of people, half drunk, the other half you dont even know. You really only know half of the half that are drink because they are also drunk. Drunk + Hay + Fire = they thought it would be funny to make a pile of hay on my foot and hten make a trail to the fire while i was leaning on some chick i dont even remember.

too spicy for me...like pastey white latin chicks with freckles. cute but i cant handle that chit.

3 bottles of sky + 2 bottles of bacardi + 1 birthday cake = cake in teh face

i dont have a preferance but blonde and amber with highlights stand out the most.

poland and sweedand are close in blood. this chick wasnt no crapper. blonde hair, glassey blue eyes. nice tan (not dark, just some color with no lines or imperfections). she could use some cologen in her lips though. i have a pic of her with cake smeared all over her face from like 2 years ago somewhere. ill see if i can find it.

most girls around Lake chitty are pretty lame, are trashy, or their parents think they are little angles so you cant date them but they are out getting wasted and stripping on top of truck boxes while they are at a "friends" house. not that im complaining about the stripping part but the rest sucks.

just a little

engaged FTL. I was semi-crushing this polish chick for 2 years then im like fudge it and we became really good friends....then she runs off and dates some 22 year old and gets pregers...Now she is married at 17. I forsee her infront of a trailer holding a baby with two running around infront of her yelling at her drunk husband.

^FTW. as M5 said...hold my attention. I personlly dont need much to stay entertained but you guys might. I still do enjoy a good conversation with a female.

If a girl doenst know what the shocker is i usually just tell them they dont need to know. Because if they dont know it by now I dont need to be the one responsible for ruining their almost innocent minds.

Sucks dude. No girls in AZ? Roll down here to FL. Chicks dig loud/nice stereos here.

nice

what's gonna happen when there are no more teeth to straighten?

x2, almost every girl ive had a real crush on has had braces.