mrray13

wasssup with the x's? they work if u copy and paste....... they worked yesterday when i posted....sorry wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden, POOF!, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" THEN POOF!....she was gone. After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred. "Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the Pussywillows." Harry yells back......"DON'T SWING FRED!!!" "For God sake, DON'T SWING!!" wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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ummmm...i duuno... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bubba and Earl were in a local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn each had won a prize. Earl won 1st place, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti!" Earl asked Bubba, "How about you? How's the toilet brush?" "Not so good," replied Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper." wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

A man was talking to his buddy, and said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two hours!" wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

indeed overkill...and teh rest is so sloppy.. but hey..bigger is better..lol wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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well, i'm tryin...lol u oughta be in my shoes.... i just sold my pr140 so i have no amp (had to sell it, he's giving me $120 for an amp i paid $100 for over a year ago..) so i need an amp...around 3-500 wrms and it'd gotta be around $150.... i'm thinking xtant 3001.....i can get one off ebay for $100 shipped... but i'll keep looking... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

that's eight posts in a row.... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5722197389&rd=1 ok...so i lied.... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

last one..i promise http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5722527777&rd=1 wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5722550142&rd=1 here's a good one...i hope... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5722642346&rd=1 no bids yet!!! 2 days to go!! and it's zapco!! hear the rthyme? wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :peace:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5722357844&rd=1 it's a little higher priced..but look at the power.. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

steve.. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...me=STRK:MEWA:IT check that out...i know it's not the power u were wanting..but .. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

we didn't need to know that...lol wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

so u need a dash kit for a single din dash?? not a kit to fit a din and a hlf or double din? or am i reading this wrong?? wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

well..hurry with the pics...we are an impatient group..hehe wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking." wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Maria was a devoted, religious girl. She got married and had 17 children. Then her husband died. She remarried two weeks later, and had 22 children by her next husband. Then he died. A while later, she died. At the funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At least they're finally together." A guy sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?" The priest said, "I mean her legs." wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ummmm...some of those could be fun..hehe wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee