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    The night of the Red Ricer........... T'was the night before Christmas, and at the red light, was my 69 Camaro and not a cop was in sight. The temptation was there, to smoke-um with pride, when a little red ricer, pulled up right beside. He looked at me funny, like he thought he could win. I wanted to make some cash, so I sneered, and I grinned. The light changed to green, and I smiled with glee, as the ricer took off, I knew he couldn't see. I'd try to refrain from smokin' up the night, But I just couldn't do it, and it really felt right. As I reached back for second then third, I just knew this red ricer, must be laying a turd. We went down the street flyin', and grabin' the gears, and four short blocks later, he was behind by two years. From forth came the notion, I'd already won, he never had a chance, no, not even one! When all of the sudden, from out of the night, came from one block ahead, a flashing blue and red light. I got hard on the brakes to make a quick stop, Then made a quick turn, "Oh crap" it's a cop! I turned off the headlights, then dissolved into the night. I'd made a quick exit, there'd be no bragging tonight. It would wait 'til tomorrow, when I'd tell it to friends, How I beat the red ricer, and a big ticket again.
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    standard trannys FTW the Camaro may be a mid 18 second car, but it's damn fun to drive cause of the manual really want to convert the Impala
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    oh god yes
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    hahahahah awesome
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    oh shit: http://www.ksl.com/?nid=157&sid=1908050
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    some snow would be awesome well, everywhere except on the roads big, empty parking lots are ok though
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    fixed psh, fail
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    "Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a Supercharged Camaro and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this 2 liter motor, To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big blower. As light goes to green and I pull like no joke, The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke. Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons. Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when that blown Camaro gets traction. Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing, My rearview mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing. I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining. All I can do is keep that four-banger straining. In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past. Don't bother with third, 'cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate. Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any in that silly thing," I scowled and I revved and let out a sigh, & did my classic trademark high speed fly-by, Then I smiled and revved as I pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night."
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    reading day today reading forums counts, right?
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    http://jalopnik.com/cars/detroit-auto-show...uble-326717.php freaking. sweet.
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    I liked that movie.
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    /\ TOP
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    thanks
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    what program would you use to open a .jnt file?
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    uhhhh.......
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    thanks Neil
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    mmmmmmmm, that was a good hour
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    just started here enjoy oh no worries, I am
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    just started here
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    found it! sitting with my dad, he found it as well haha nice
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    CBS
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    ordered a couple small parts for the Camaro exams need to finish up already so I can get to work
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    the ex had a pair of 'em really soft, but totally worthless as pets I have killed a few in the lab, the inner ear of the chinchilla is very similar to the human ear making them great research items. Only to study the inner workings of the ear you have to rip part of their head off to expose it. They are pretty hardy and actually live for up to 10 hours that way or so. PETA loves the work we do sometimes. wow...... lol
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    got quite a bit to catch up on Sean?
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