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    Fucked up...............but the 2 from my old Drill Sergeant are WAY worse IMO Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex? A: The 13 yr old tied up in my trunk Q: How do you make a 2 year old cry twice? A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. I know hella offensive and tasteless Q: What's the best part about having sex with an 11 year old in the shower? A: You can slick her hair back and she looks 9. Q: What's the best part about having sex with a 7 year old? A: Hearing her hips pop.
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    Q: What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? A: Fitting in.
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    Absolutely.
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    I forget where I read it, but recently I heard someone say that Chrysler is currently economically pointless; they offer nothing that you can't get elsewhere.
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    2 days to spring break = acular
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    blue, orange, green, yellow, orange, black
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    you also could've put a verticle wood brace underneath that is thickest at the center and tapers towards the ends shape optimization FTW Then I would have had a brace that stuck down about 3" at the center where my knees are going to go most, instead I have one that sticks down 1" and provides more support than I could have gotten otherwise I didn't say it was always the most logical....
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    you also could've put a verticle wood brace underneath that is thickest at the center and tapers towards the ends shape optimization FTW
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    not even close to nice, i think you should get banned for that. i'm considering it.... with his avatar, i'm thinking strike two. watch your gifs tom.... wait, nevermind, lol wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee le arrrggghhhhh
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    steel vs. wood?
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    I still think both should be on top of every hop page Absolutely.
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    which was? "In a news conference, Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers this coming Sunday. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. During this period of time she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, and is now completely comfortable with other terminology of the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move." http://unspokenmajority.blogspot.com/2008/...ke-over-as.html
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    fyi, if you stick your finger in it, it acts like a Chinese finger trap
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    Where do you order techflex I think I'm going to use it in my truck. Is it just like a replacement for loom? parts express carries it in a bunch of different sizes and yeah, it's like loom for the 21st century
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    You like it and you can't deny
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    ok, so Techflex is officially absolutely awesome
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    One thing that really bothers me is the complete lack of experience on the left. One has a been a senator for 4 years and a state senator for another 4. And the other has been a senator for only 8 years. Not quite president material if you ask me. Oh, but Hillary has 35 years of experience, don't you know? The Obama campaing should have called her on that a long time ago. But now people actually believe that Hillary has this vast amount of experience that is simply non-existent. my only response to that is the quote from Brett Favre's wife
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    I know
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    One thing that really bothers me is the complete lack of experience on the left. One has a been a senator for 4 years and a state senator for another 4. And the other has been a senator for only 8 years. Not quite president material if you ask me.
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