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We havent really done much to get to 7k

U still reading Nick?

OK the joke well dried up

How to impress a woman Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. To impress a man: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient windows. But this week, I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year and I had yet to pay for the windows. Boy, oh boy, did we go around! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year....that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up, and he hasn't called back. Guess he felt really stupid, huh???

You have to read Cajun to understand this one.> > >He didn't have but a hunert schickens dat he was raisin' an' gettin' dem >aggs, but he live r'at on a highway an' shoom, shoom, shoom, dem peoples go >by an' kill dem schickens as fas' as he could get 'em up big enuf to lay >aggs. > >So he start callin' de State Police. "You got to did somet'ing 'bout dese >drivers drivin' so fas' an' killin' my schickens." > >Well, de State Police was jus' doin' dere bes' to he'p, so dey came out an' >put a big sign: Slow, Plant Entrance. Shoom, shoom, shoom, look like it >speed 'em up. > >An' ol' Travis call every day, at leas'. "You got to did somet'ing. Dat >plant entrance' sign did not did some good." > >Well, dey say "Hokay," an' dey come out an' dey sen' de Highway Depahtment >out an' put a sign: Slow, Children at Play, an' dat really speed 'em up, >shoom, shoom, shoom. > >Well, he call an' he call an' he call. Finally he call up one day an' he >say, "Look, Cap, do you min', is it legal for me to put ma' own sign, hanh? > > >De captain jus' wan' to get rid o' him so he say, "Go 'head on. Put you' >sign up. Jus' do anyt'ing dat gon' slow dem peoples up." > >Well, dat policeman didn't hear from ol' Travis for t'irty days. An' one >day de captain ax his sergeant, "Bill, you heard from Lobell?" "Oh no, >Captain. T'ank goodness." > >"Well, I ain't heard f'om him in t'irty days, so I guess I better call him >up an' see w'at he did," de captain say. So he call him: "Mister Lobell, >dis is Captain Walker wit' de State Police." > >"Well, hello dair Cap. How you are? I jus' want to let you know, Cap, dat I >put a sign dat slow dem devils down. I ain't got a schicken kill in t'irty >days." > >Captain Walker say, "You don't mean to tole me." > >Travis say, "Dat's r'at. T'ank you, Cap, I got to go." An' he hung up. > >De Captain say, "We better go scheck on dat sighn. It may be somet'ing we >can use in a lot o' places." So he sen' Lieutenant Melancon. He drove up >to Travis's place in Springfiel' an' dair's a great big sign, a whole piece >of plywood: "Slow, Nudist colony."

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own DAMN blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted

Cough Syrup >> >> The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily > against a >> wall. >> The owner asks the clerk, "What's wrong with that guy over there by > the >> wall?" >> The clerk goes "Well, he came in here this morning to get something > for >> his >> cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle > of >> laxative." >> The owner goes, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of >> laxatives!" >> The clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to >> cough."