dem beats

a shower is over kill....

I never did. Plenty of verry young women however. Attractive at least? yes! And the brother in law bagged a couple barely legals at the party, one really early in the AM, then another 10 hours later. I told him he was a pussy as it wasn't at the same time. He figures if he doesn't wipe his dick of between them it counts... lol

something itchy, nice Her only rules we're don't bring anything infectious or viral home. She said she didn't like the idea of vaginal sex or kissing another womans vagina, but "if you want to ass fuck a train of dirty sluts, go ahead. Just don't bring home anything, or else the rest of your life will be hell." Does the wife oppose anal sex?? Granted mine dont mind me goin for work in a titty club so long as I dont fuck em My wife would like nothing to go up her ass I think.

I never did. Plenty of verry young women however.

something itchy, nice Her only rules we're don't bring anything infectious or viral home. She said she didn't like the idea of vaginal sex or kissing another womans vagina, but "if you want to ass fuck a train of dirty sluts, go ahead. Just don't bring home anything, or else the rest of your life will be hell." does she have a sister???? liitle brother....?

something itchy, nice Her only rules we're don't bring anything infectious or viral home. She said she didn't like the idea of vaginal sex or kissing another womans vagina, but "if you want to ass fuck a train of dirty sluts, go ahead. Just don't bring home anything, or else the rest of your life will be hell."

...I celibrate when I rip a good one, especially if it clears the room. Then the remote is allllLLLll mine.

Bachelors party was pretty fun. My buddies partied waaaaay harder than me though. I didn't even have a hang over, or come home with somethign itchy. The wife even gave me cart blanche IMO.

My neck is killing me. I slept verry wrong. I have to present to the new employees today, and have dance class too. Today should be loads of fun.... =P I'm just bitter I couldn't take this week of as well as next week. The wife switched to 4 10 hour shifts for the summer. I'm so jelous.

Gospel TOP

You and Ryan are like preachers speaking gospel this weekend. Amen Brothers!

that's the fucking truth.

Wish my gf would allow that. Sounds kinky. Man I miss my high school best friend. we'd talk about sex all the time. I guess when you grow up you're supposed to mature out of that. But that was also high school, the time of naivety. Don't take this as an insult, but rather constructive criticism. . . . Your woman will do anything you want, you just have to throw ideas out there and be cunning in your persuasion. Each woman is different, but if you know HOW to talk to them, you are in no matter what. I've always used persuasion to get a woman to do whatever I want. Be prepared to give when you receive though. double true

That's the thing about Craftsman stuff. It either lasts for ever or it dies quickly. that's the damn truth. Mine is a rrigid unit I beleive actually.

I have one of those kind. Mine doubles as a leaf blower, the top snapps off and it kicks out some retarded air.

Hot damn! Do you think it did anything permanent?

Conceived, born and raised in a vw is the only thing that can beat that OK I lied. I wasn't born in a VW, but I wanted to win. I'm too competitive... And another damn headache. This biatch beter go away by this evening.

BOOYA!

Well I was born in a vw. Beat that!

I think he also designed the tiger tank...

i <3 VW's I am only in partial agreement now. I think ford does a BANG up job. They are actually growing in certain countries in sales. Since GM doesn't exist anymore in my mind, Ford is the only car company left in the US to me! i <3 VW too Though now I grew older, and I am more into Merc BMW and audi..... VW will always have a special place in my heart. I had a great jetta. '96

Man party TOP

Lamp lighter? No thanks, I think you get a VD from walking in so I hear. LOL Only MN metro guys will know about that hot spot.

lol. not cooth to ditch the wife on year 5 with a newborn at home??? Start out night over north Mpls where the bro in law rents the house I grew up in. Then after we get the gears lubed, off to downtown. I would like to stop by the corner bar. I have a plaque on the actual bar there. I'm speaking figuritively either. My name, and the wife's too. Though she doesn't go as much.... I know all the staff well and they are good to me. Probably the seville. I liked that last time. Also probably Ricks. My friend used to manage the days there, then the next manager actually purchased a bed from me, so I knew him loosely. will bring back memories of my wild days. Maybe go to Brits for food. I used to hunt cugar there.

Tonight is my bachgelors party!!!! I hope I do meet Destiny and Diamond tonight. I really hope you had a great time, my party sucked ass. Either way, tell us how it went. Why did yours suck?? I really hope my buddies come together. Times is tough though. I still plan to drop Hamiltons like Aaron Burr though.