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    I should probably cut back on the coffee.... start therapy and take some medication. Everyone gets this feeling I know, but I when I sense that the world is crowded up around my back and I'm stumbling and the vampire robot zombie pirate ninjas are out to get me the moment I slow down I get depressed. I may suffer from SAD also.
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    My son uses half a roll to wipe and stuffs it all down the toilet. I miss that level of innocence and discovery with out fear or knowledge of the potential results of my actions. Man way to make me sound like an A hole. =D Inside I laugh it is cute, but at 3 am the wife doesn't like grabbing for tp and getting a handfull of drool... Umm that was not my intent. I know but I'm picking a fight with anyone who will talk to me today. I should go back into competing in weight lifting or martial arts or wrestling. I have too much pent up emotions. =D I didn't sleep much last night, again. Sorry I was meaning to be more funny than I was.
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    Some TP has ingredients in them to reduce smells, so maybe the brand you are useing excites his senses. I would guess no as some people in the house have sensitive assholes. But perhaps your correct. It's a new behavior. All dogs love kleanex but never seen one eat tp. I can't wait to see his horse pile with all that fiber. Mongrel....
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    My son uses half a roll to wipe and stuffs it all down the toilet. I miss that level of innocence and discovery with out fear or knowledge of the potential results of my actions. Man way to make me sound like an A hole. =D Inside I laugh it is cute, but at 3 am the wife doesn't like grabbing for tp and getting a handfull of drool...
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    my dog is eating TP. by the roll. I don't know how to stop this. I caught him and he nearly cried when I said "no" belly up. The fear of god was in him, but for some reason he sees that TP as ambrosia.
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    Not so much of mine is "whoring". Sure I talk nonsense all the time, but that ain't whorin'/ Plus some of mine are lost I dont know if I have ever "whored" myself. Maybe but i dont member. But Sean don't sell yourself short, we all think of you as one big amazing whore. ....even if it's 2nd place whoring....... buahahaha
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    noob. we had 'bout 4-6 inches depending on where I measure, came and left already!
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    vagina skin coats? A snatch Jacket. Poon Poncho? Her, do you think a tuna's vagina smells like people?
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    damnit. I need to whoar moar
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    like they say, go foreskin or go home. It's an old nauticle phrase.
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    I would LOVE a toureg tdi, but a cayene might be more her speed. she loves the look of the audi Q. i'm only less inclined to get an suv as we already have the exy.
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    you know where I can get that under 40 peng?
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    crap.... I was resigned to finding a fast sedan.... I thought the wifey put her foot down on it too. Hrm... Something is afoot. She must really just not like the idea of me buying another truck.
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    emailed Mr Beamish
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    she is pretty 996 with under 50k for 24k. Yum Wife just emailed me when I sent her the link.... "If YOU fit in it, I am fine with it. But if you get something like that, you HAVE to get the truck up and running well so it can handle all of us. NO DOG IN THE PORSCHE!!!" I may be calling mister beamish
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    LOL I am old I have realized because this statement got me all excited.
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    she is pretty 996 with under 50k for 24k. Yum
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    20 hours gets you benefits here. If you're in a certain union you can get them for 16 a week.
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    Sean..... http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/cto/1418419420.html
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    Have you tried surly coffee yet? amazing. if its cold its somehow hearty and yet more refreshing than lemonaide all in one. Great breakfast beer
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    slow hop is slow!
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    snow so much snow!
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    "I may be ugly and fat, but your stupid. i can afford plastic sugrery, but you cannot buy brains"
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    I have 5 inches of snow on my garbage bin. everything on the pavement is melted I guess... but still. fook.
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    good luck. The guys gave you great advice. Always ask more questions, and when u go in, I FIND its good to have a talking point about the company. Honestly mention something specific about the company that makes you want to work with them.
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