dem beats

Usually I love working on black friday. I'm just not feeling it today.

Mad at the city for taking my loot, then saying my bad come gets it, then not picking up the phone TOP.

reclaiming property office has the close message on! I really wanted to grab my hundizzle at lunch rather than after work.

Definitely . Why would anyone counterfeit a 1985 bill???? No clue but the cop looked younger than me, so I can understand how it might look weird considering I was only 3 when it was printed. Even more odd is why wouldn't the bank replace is with a new one.

I'll look out for it. If I'm not arrested in some federal sting or something I'm gonna spend that hundo... or rather one like it and return that one to the bank.... on bubly hooch.

I can drink gallons of that stuff.

Is there a champaigne that's too cheep to make mimosas with?

Like it's some bill that is related to some laundering syndicate or something.

last night I got a call from the police unclaimed property office..... I call them back, and aparently I have a 100 dollar bill waiting for me. The woman on the phone said that the the bill was from 1985, doesn't have any security features and the cop was wrong. I'm happy to get my hundo back, but that's FREAKY! I half expect them to slap cuffs on me when I come to pick it up or something.

These provide an excellent wrist/forearm workout. http://www.amazon.com/Dynaflex-Sports-Plus-Wrist-Exerciser/dp/B000LRE01M/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1290543529&sr=8-5 I HAD ONE OF THOSE! Loved it. It doesn't fly well at work though as it's a bit loud

TOP!

Good offer? Taking it?

como durring the soccer festival is epic.

It was given to my brother in law at the bank and then he gave it to me. He didn't check and neither did I. either way I'm out a hundizzle.

Thank god the cop beleived me that I didn't know. I'm sure the fact I joked that I printed it made it obvious I had no clue. I go to that gas station so often. Non of the regular people were working either, and the cop was right there talking to a worker... I was probably red with rage and embarassment.

well smoke teh fishez!

Only part of the post I understand. Thanks Ryan! You made me re-read my post and realized the "normal" terms in it, never once thought about that while I was typing though. Here it is again. Gonna get drunk in the morning with my whole family and we all are going to pretend it is civilized. Rich Uncle will up the ante and bring some expensive champagne and I have to serve something to eat. pancakes, sour cream, and fish eggs are an option but I done knocked up my wife and she can't eat fish eggs now same problem with eating a raw scallop with some vegetables and a sauce no cheese, I don't like it in the morning before a meal, but after yeah baby. I love deep fried shit with champagne, but it is a pain in the ass for 11 people and fuck that shit. Plus its breakfast. Tempt me. Someone in the family will yell at me if I put garlic in our snack or anything really strong tasting. Considering I only have to make the turkey, gravy, potatoes, & stuffing I'll make something else to. I have access to nearly anything. More people will see this here, but if I get a lot of ideas I'll move it to homeaudio I would go with something over the top rich. You could try individual or just small slivers of quiche. You can add a spinach inside or out. You can add bacon inside or out. I would make a baconey rich quiche I think with maybe a smal nibble of bacon on top of your favorite delicate greens. I have served quiche as an apetizer before and if it's a small peice and well done it's a hit. Definitely had thought about a quiche as well. Eggs and bubbly are almost as classic as raw fish and bubbly. Damnit I want to serve some sashimi. How about a smolked salmon or lox slice on top of quiche with greens? It's not exactly what you want, but the smolked salmon could take the place of bacon and would be AWESOM. It would be classic and contemporary. I like the combination, and am even hungry for lox but alas it is raw fish again and Kari can't have it. Although in this case it isn't expensive so that is acceptable. Not sure I have time to make lox before Thur AM though You could smoke though. If you want the wife to partake you could hot smoke. It won't be a subtle, but I know you could ballance between hard smoked and over cooked. Forgive me if I missunderstood, I haven't had a pregnant wife, she can eat cooked fish correct?

I am doing that. It's one of the reasons I asked for a desk by the window. I'm not doing it every 20 min though. I should start looking away more often.

Masturbate, a lot. It's so weird. When I crack it out at work, everyone gets all annoyed.

Do any of your guys who spend all day in front of a PC in a cube have any tips on eye and wrist strain. The normal stuff isn't working. I'm going to buy some grip strength stuff to work that all day, but my wrists are becoming weak not just grip. And my eyes are being a bit goofey lately. I thought about those goofy Gaming glasses but I would feel really dumb. Any yello tinted lens would cut out more blue light and help I suppose, but seriously. I'm slowly falling apart in this cube.

It was not a funny joke that time....

at a gas station... with a cop right there..... and I actually made a joke about me having printed it...

one of the MOST embarasing things i've ever had happen.

I got slipped a fake hundo and tried to spend it last night.

Only part of the post I understand. Thanks Ryan! You made me re-read my post and realized the "normal" terms in it, never once thought about that while I was typing though. Here it is again. Gonna get drunk in the morning with my whole family and we all are going to pretend it is civilized. Rich Uncle will up the ante and bring some expensive champagne and I have to serve something to eat. pancakes, sour cream, and fish eggs are an option but I done knocked up my wife and she can't eat fish eggs now same problem with eating a raw scallop with some vegetables and a sauce no cheese, I don't like it in the morning before a meal, but after yeah baby. I love deep fried shit with champagne, but it is a pain in the ass for 11 people and fuck that shit. Plus its breakfast. Tempt me. Someone in the family will yell at me if I put garlic in our snack or anything really strong tasting. Considering I only have to make the turkey, gravy, potatoes, & stuffing I'll make something else to. I have access to nearly anything. More people will see this here, but if I get a lot of ideas I'll move it to homeaudio I would go with something over the top rich. You could try individual or just small slivers of quiche. You can add a spinach inside or out. You can add bacon inside or out. I would make a baconey rich quiche I think with maybe a smal nibble of bacon on top of your favorite delicate greens. I have served quiche as an apetizer before and if it's a small peice and well done it's a hit. Definitely had thought about a quiche as well. Eggs and bubbly are almost as classic as raw fish and bubbly. Damnit I want to serve some sashimi. How about a smolked salmon or lox slice on top of quiche with greens? It's not exactly what you want, but the smolked salmon could take the place of bacon and would be AWESOM. It would be classic and contemporary.