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    You got down on it. Good job mang!
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    LOL Indiana wussed out on evolution. Weak sause.
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    I cannot tollerate DSL. It's so insanely slow.
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    That's a great story.
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    From? starts with an M, ends with an anny's. Twas aniversary.
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    so...filled w/dry aged rib eye beef....and soft shell crab...and mashed taters with all the fixens.... so good.... I actually didn't stuff myself to discomfort this time.
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    I didn't even notice that untill you pointed it out. The outfit tricked me.
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    They will probably make you a samich and be appreciative too.
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    Plus you can find a slimey damp crack all over on the real big ones. No need to even work on aim.
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    Same can be said about any body part. To each their own. It's all pink in the middle anyway so why not just nail a heffer? They are bound to have massive udders.
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    LMAO!
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    Here is a face.
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    In a different outfit that chick wouldn't be attractive. Her body is pertty awesome, but put her in a lose fitting outfit and she wouldn't even get a second look.
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    ^------roflmao
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    He could probably just open it and eat the food if he was so inclined. Yup, or just eat the egg itself. It probably tastes like meat and smoke with how much I use it. If it didn't make more food I would probably eat it.
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    LOL That's awesome Peng. Jack doesn't go near my egg. He doesn't beg at all actully and for that I'm glad. A 170pound begger would be horrible.
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    swilling nordeast and schells. on the topic of huge piss' I've had 4 talls and still square.
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    That is rediculous, my bladder would explode. That is rediculous, my bladder would explode.I won a bet in college pissing into an apple juice jug. Bet was I couldn't fill it. You are a freak! Here's some interesting info. The "average" human bladder comfortably holds 14-18 ounces before you start to feel discomfort. Once it gets about 50% full the nerves will send the sensation to urinate to the brain. It can hold almost double it's comfort capacity before it will involuntarily empty itself, so it won't actually burst. Your kidneys are constantly excreting urine and the muscles in your ureters go through a cycle every 10-15 seconds pushing more urine down into the bladder. Of course this is all in a perfectly healthy individual. Given Sean's size he probably has an over-sized bladder. When I went to the ER and they gave me an IV they gave me a jug that has a 1 liter mark about 75% of the way up. I topped that em effer off and needed another jug, I didn't get it thoug as I had to go for an ambulance ride across the street to cardiology. I was pissed. Part of me was temped to give the bastards a blast when they picked my gurney up.
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    ....I also worked for a drycleaner..... Although I did it for free with a friend and we mainly just made deliveries.
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    Me too! That is a pretty good indicator of some kind of hyper/overly active dissorder. Did you drink a truck load of Mtn Dew a day when you were younger. I sure pounded it. And for the record, I feel it's not hyper dissorder, just a matter of being under stimulated.
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    LOL boss LOL
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    Congrats Jared!!! Agreed Tripple that! Happy for you mang!
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    sans the olives. I'm don't like olives all that much.
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    At my house you do comrad.
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    That looks good enough that I might even eat boneless skinless to try it.
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