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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Well, you can be relatively happy in every Italian car and carbon fiber tub car that I probably dont squeeze into. The first and only time I have been comfortable in a "real" performance type car was the 911 and if you can call it one, the mustang. I havent driven a vette in >10 years or more..... so I dont know about that.
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    I dont understand what happened last night. I went to butch about my wife but I got more eyeballs from women who have NO business making 6 second eye contact with an over who go lost and stumbled into pretty people land. It was an incredible ego rush. Too bad I was trying to put tears into my beers. Lol
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Sounds good. How many panties do I need to collect to live on your boat?
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    I'm sure 8 other things that I cant remember because of the rest of the insanity....
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    Saw the guy who sold both myself and my buddy our cars. Lol
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    Also found what I can only assume to be Sean's coke spoon.
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    Tonight was fun; Started with 2 women in the stall next to my urinal. Then the brothers who were before my friend and myself ended up sitting 2 tables away. We helped make sure the girls those guys were talking to while their wives were away got home at least 50% not blacked out and without guys 2 times their age. Got eye taped by women that I thought were <19 but were buying drinks.... yikes.... then almost got into a fight with an Ed Sheran look alike trying to sell his albums to another table full of drunk women because his buddy was way too drunk and actually knocked drinks around on our table then go mad at my friend. Best night I have had in months.
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    I had 32" thighs. Each thigh. At that time, jncos were skinny jeans.
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    Me too. Only 6'2 285 or so. Jean's are a 38..... shirts and shoulders may be different. I doubt skinny Jean's fit too. Never tried.
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    Same reason people put the GT kit on the fox body to add weight and slow it down. To be fair, the roommate just got what was on the floor. I assume because it matches most of my shirt collection.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    I just used lifting straps, it's only the 3rd-4th time using them, the direction of the wrap matters significantly. Thank God I'm only using them to help me bang out shrug reps <400 and not something heavy deads ot something serious. The more you know.
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    What the wife says or what you say when she straps one on?
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    You make them super thin. I eat 2x 3 egg omelets with a simple filling. Cheese or vegis if I'm dieting, maybe toast if I'm not. I dont want to make 6 omelets.
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    They have to be better than the RS. I stole the roommates for 10 days and it would be hell after much more than an hour.
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    Hmmmmm I know you mentioned the steel pan before, but I did not buy one as I the wife purchased the non stick for herself. I cant get cast to work without so much butter it's more than even I like for an omelet. This style is what I'm getting at.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Unless the used market goes wild.
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    I'm too old now. Gonna save for THE 911 and just buy things that I dont hate until then.
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    I feel I can finally make a not terrible french omelet now. Personal favorite;, 3 eggs, tarragon, thin slices of truffle brie right before folding. I also concede. It is enough reason to own a nonstick pan. I cannot do this in any other pan.
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    I keep trying to figure out how to cut some metal and get my fat ass into a cayman.
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    You're all length. Imagine 90% of your problems and all this GIRTH too. :-D
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    I yelled at a 5'9 man today for being able to comfortably drive a lambo. I should cut down on vodka.
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    Stole the roommates RS for 10 days. May have a second gasket leak though!!! Probably shouldn't do too many launches.....
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    I have no clue what I gonna do with this thing. Lol
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    SAZ-1500 circa 10 years ago? Only 18 pounds or so.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Dont look at my car!
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