dem beats

The American special. LoL

Time to rep some 612 jams.

" My book is a ovary The pages I lust to turn My pen's the penis When I write the ink's the sperm" - P Monch Now that is fucking romantic. Classy like a dick in a box.

I get a little concerned because Kanye is definitely in his zone.... but he warned us not to let him... Sounds like trouble.

LoL thanks pandora. "No one knows, but it's provocative"

I love this hot jam

Yes. You can be in charge of the dubstep portions.

Why the heck did I read that in an Austrian accent? I need to make a cover album of folk songs sung I the key of Shwartzenhoffer. Sean you are on guitar. Anyone play drums?

Isn't that a line from Kindergarten Cop ? Yep!!!

Operator...... well could ya help me place this call.... I can't read the number ya gave me. Something in muh eyes.

My new roommate/college teammate, has a cat, and the cat hair is flat out unreal. Mine have a special place in the kitchen (only part of the house they're allowed in) where they sleep, which is very easily cleaned. Otherwise it would be a mess... My wife, who is the cat lover, hates them now. Ours are rescue cats so have some..... issues... lol. But they don't show affection like Jack. She wants a bitch sooooo bad. I do too. Jack deserves to hit some poonanny and spread his sead. Best temperament for a big dog ever.

I'll tell you what's wrong, you had a life Absolutely not. Lol. Just didn't get into shootin games until later in life.

Never played halflife. Yes I know. Something wrong with me.

"And don't call me Shirley"

My Anglo-uncoolness could compromise any coolness going down. They don't want nothing to with this jive turkey.

WTF? That is crazy Jon. Black chicks won't kiss me.

Paul Simon rocks. fucking harder than granite.

I got diamonds on the soles of my shoes. WOOO HOOO OOOH OOH OOOOOOOOH

HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA! Count the headlights on the highway..... Lay me down in sheep's with Lenin. Ya had a bizy day 2daaaaaaaay.

And none of you tell my republican friends that shit. I gots a bigotous woman hating money grubbing reputation to keep up! I will deny all. "Wasn't me"

I do have some Obama optimism. The last 2 years of an 8 year term usually get some good shit done. No more shaking babies and kissing hands. Just gangster POTUS shit. So maybe if we don't spend too much drama on the entitlement programs and he gets some education shit corrected... then there is a silver lining.

No black ops until I peal this crap off the desk I am refining. Wife got out the baby powder and left mea sad sorry biatch. LoL She said she had snow on her car and her garage had my shit in it.... when momma ain't happy....

halo 4 is pretty sweet. i like the new direction they're going with the game I think it sucked. Took me 8 hours to beat on normal with a couple skulls on. That is not right. I did like the addition of the new weapons and no more Flood! No more Flood ? I remember how much I struggled to beat the Flood in Halo 1. Fun times with the shotgun. Word. Shotty and magnum amirite? BOOM!

they sure did get off there lazy asses and vote BOOM!. Obama keeps the pimp hand strong.

I'm going to joy puke rainbows. Cuteness level: expert.