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  1. dem beats

    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Crazy Russians.
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    GREEN COFFEE!!!!!
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    Sure they are... Just not where you live. Got a spare bedroom?
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    Has anyone seen the new stingrays in person? I haven't yet. They are way the fuck out of my budget new, but they look interesting. Not a good winter car though.
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    My cousin's kid made some duct tape underpants. They would probably go well with your bags. He called them his potty proof pants.
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    Seth, you don't see problems with Lexus? I'm truely curious.
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    I have seen people who look loaded beyond belief with plastic bag luggage. They just DGAF
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    That is awesome.
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    Only things to ever leave me dead was a battery, an alternator, and a starter. Once on each. The COP failures were annoying though.
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    I just know what I see in the shop daily. You see a lot mor problems than me. I also like to give you shit.
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    I'm totally missing the punch line.
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    It would be nice to have that free float around 1400. Feel like your 17 again. Dunno if the heart could keep up with the wedding tackle though.
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    My total has been as low as 170.
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    Your an animal!
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    Remember when someone said they were 40 and it sounded like they may have known Methuselah? I feel so Fucking old everyday now. Sucks donkey dick.
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    Boats = awesome.Not an investment but fun.
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    http://www.theonion.com/articles/cia-realizes-its-been-using-black-highlighters-all,1848/
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    I have heard of Lyft but not uber.
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    I never thought about how cheep it would be. Good point brochacho. Next time I have to go somewhere I might try that.
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    Uber?
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    I put my root beer in a square cup. Now it's just beer. LoL <3 jokes.
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    If you just consumed the beans raw you would be stronger, faster, smarter, more muscular, leaner, and make you last longer in bed with a bigger Wang. If your a woman it will make your Tits more perky and beaver more snug. Scientificly proven, Russian approved.Crystal meth & squats. FOR MOTHER RUSSIA! Tripple your 1RM in 3 puffs.
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    Blasphemy. Real men drive sedans, station wagons, and minivans. You have sold your soul, and man card.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    If you just consumed the beans raw you would be stronger, faster, smarter, more muscular, leaner, and make you last longer in bed with a bigger Wang. If your a woman it will make your Tits more perky and beaver more snug. Scientificly proven, Russian approved.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    It's just natural that way.
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