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  1. dem beats

    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Gangster work out!
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    You can get a Russian sub and I will get an American one tattooed on our wangs and find some sexy slutty ginger, and play hunt for red October.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    They do sell zero nicotine juices. The more I do this the more I enjoy different flavors. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that my mouth doesn't taste like a fuckin' ashtray anymore, but still, the flavors rock. Exploring the semen flavored choices again? Why, do you have a particular brand you prefer? Should ask Ryan. Whatever is cheapest works for me. Matt'l know thenSouth side by Loring Park.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    If kids take the bus it's probably good the schools close.
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    My whole body is fucked. My immune systems sucks donkey dick. My back hurts, my knees are swollen and shitty... It all just sucks.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Swift, nice truck. I like it a lot.
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    I agree. When it was snowing before I got the blower I would shovel in sleeveless shirt. I was so hot I couldn't stay clothed. Boots, board shorts and a beater. Sometimes sweatpants.
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    I had the trots all day yesterday. I feel you. 2 days missed work because of it.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    It's supposed to be -60 windchill here tomorrow and/or day after.
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    Hoorah!
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    Why am I in bed? My dog, now known as Judas, left me. I have a new PS4 and grantourismo to play. Until the Nyquil sets in. Woo hoooooooo
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    I also love fat titties. That is a state of fat I really enjoy.
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    I find chicken to only be good when roasted properly with all of it's natural fat and skin enriching the flavor.
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    How in the world can you hate fat? To each their own I suppose. I used to not eat it because I thought it was too dense in calories, and before that as a child was told it was UN unhealthy, but never did I find the taste itself offensive.
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    Sounds reasonable. Dry fat sounds unpleasant though.
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    You eat it raw?
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    When it comes to bacon I would actually rather have thick cut, off a slab. Half in or so rashers. Mmmm
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    More deebeez
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Also, I love the term cock fart. That made me laugh.
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    Is it untrue that he had the best punting record for the Vikings though? I don't know enough about football in general, much less special teams, to analyze the data. However it looks like he was in fact fired because he spoke out for human rights. I don't really care if the team agrees or not, as you said being the highest density of homosexuality in the US makes that a poor choice.
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    Maybe I can start today off with a nap.
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    I have committed treason. I called in sick. It's call in today or call in this weekend. After the last 4 weeks and 3 migraines I think I'm ok. I'm going to get hydrated and do nothing..... Well I might vacuum.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Child beating is better. So are cheep pans.
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