dem beats

I'm the same with photos.

That's a mirror photoshopped!

Forskin piercings! Get that frumunda cheese

I would specialize in Asian text, feathers, and butterflies if I was a tattoo artist. A good looking canvas goes a long way. Longer for some men than others....

Got too grumpy without Beelzebub's cilantro to calm you down!

Ring Bros equivalent of an autostabber?

Oh snap! What's going on brochacho?

Dude.... You don't wanna be like that fat bastard. Short chubby fucker honestly. Besides it's San Francisco.....gay Capitol of the US... what do you think 15 courses really means?

They could be making some serious fucking money! I had to Google it.

As for southpark.... I never really liked it or watched it but damn that scene from Cartman made me laugh. Just a kneecap massacre

Thanks guys. I need to keep my baggage in check. You guys helped alot. If I fly off here I don't elsewhere. Yall the Mary Todd to my Abraham . <3

I almost died myself.

I'm feeling better. I got into it with my boss at the suit shop today (2nd of 3 jobs I'm trying to leave) I got embarrassed and the customer got poor service. After a little text chat back and forth and a rough appointment I went through today I decided to let go of the suit shop and put as close to 100% into this new opportunity. The VP took kindly to my arrogant email and were setting up a time to talk about paths up. That deserves all of my attention. If it's as slow as my co workers are telling me, I should be really happy when things speed up.

Hmmmm Anything that could be added value, favorable terms, protection plans etc. Things that both pay me more and generally make for a happier more trusting relationship with my customers. Aka what the bosses want you to push on top of your regular metrics. In this case I think it significantly changes my % of the profits.

I've been really depressed because of my location transfer. Some of the people here are hazing me pretty bad and I'm a bit more emotional with legal stuff coming up. Anyway, today one of the other managers here mentioned that not only are my numbers high, I've got the highest percentage of juice in the store. Makes me feel really good because I feel like I'm sucking a trailer full of week old dicks that have been rotting in the sun. The team here are really making my job 3 times harder. People get super pissed when I come in and learn a new green screen Oracle POS in less than a day and I'm leveraging the system better than 14 year veterans of the system in just a month.

Jesus christ. I googled the same thing and gave up and started watching funny YouTube videos for a couple hours while sucking water out the carpet. I only wish that was a euphemism for eating squirting clam tacos.

Welp.... Sean probably won't get it...

Very few skis or tracks on that snowmobile.

50cc scooter?

I need more sleep....

They are trying to out more restrictions here in MN now too. I'm glad you're safe but sad it got to that level.

The guy who hired me is quitting. He is just starting his second competition for fitness phisique so I think he is going down that path.... Anyway, job opening! Woohoo! Guess who has 2 thumbs and emailed the VP immediately? ... the VP who called me to offer me the department I have now after 8 days and an industry reps "good word". I just hope I went agressive enougn. "Before I tell you why I'm perfect for th manager position, let me thank you...." I also dropped that I added $600 in juice to a $1100 sale and trained the team here my technique. Wish me luck you beautiful bastards!

ROFLMAO Dude. I got just long enough of a break from the same thing that I could carry buckets up the spiral staircase. Back with a faucet for an asshole this morning. I've been really pleased lately. These sessions of diharea and constipation at the same time have been even worse so I'll deal with this for right now. I think it's psoas related.

Caldo Verde cleans the fridge again. Tuscan Kale was super sexy and on sale, pot roast, Italian sausage, and some plain chicken breast left overs turned into bomb soup. 2 liters of chicken jello help too.

Deal! I'll throw an old fashioned barn raising picnic.