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  1. dem beats

    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Russia would make a fine 51st state.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Live by the kalishnikov die by the drone strike.
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    Nope, time to regulate son!
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    In school, if you see some dude picking on a littler dude to Jack his lunch money do you just walk by? If some chick is getting the Fuck kicked out of her by a mugger do you chill and do nothing?
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    I disagree. We need to get balls deep in this one. I like the Ukraine. Great sausages.
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    Carbonate your water, it is an amazing substitution. I tried that, but do not like the taste of carbonated water. Add lemon. Makes it amazeballs
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Moscow will have rivers of blood and borscht. Neit Horroshow
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    Putin is crazy. Hommie is gonna get clapped by a drone strike if he doesn't slow his roll.
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    I love dat fizzy water!
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    My friends dad was an Olympic try out from what I understand. Coached a local college team. And his boys city team in middle and high school. So I basically had to play. I never played games, just practices. I got to be goalie, and eventhough I was fat and slow I was smart. I also had a 60 yard punt so if they didn't get a goal on me..... They got punished.
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    It doesn't sound like a fun vacation spot, that's for sure.
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    Vapers tongue. Never vaped, never smoked cigarettes and it's been over 2 months since I last smoked weed. Why was I thinking you vaped? Oh well, I'll shut the fuck up and go back to my corner now... He is a blood drinker, not sure if you can vape blood. I vape blood orange... I love blood oranges. Scrumptious!
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    If your not cheating your not trying. Then again prison sounds like a bummer.
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    Steroids, makes everything bigger.... But your junk.
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    Crotch got smaller?
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    Watch "Why Doesn't MTV Play Music Videos Anymore?" on YouTube Almost wet muh pants there.
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    Just tugged a nose hair that was a little too long. Damn I'm awake now!
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    So...... According to the energy company we use 3x the amount of electricity as our neighbors. And 2x the gas. WTF. That's an extra hundo every month I guess. Maybe it's time to look at a new furnace...
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Vapers tongue. Never vaped, never smoked cigarettes and it's been over 2 months since I last smoked weed. Why was I thinking you vaped? Oh well, I'll shut the fuck up and go back to my corner now... Can I hang out in the corner too?
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Love that group.
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    I'm particularly not feeling awesome today. Joints are good and achey today. I sound like I'm made of bubble wrap with all the snapping noise.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    The beetus aint so bad for me. Not fun by any means though. Type one is a bit more problematic though. Don't get me wrong, going from healthy to not is a Shitty thing, but compared to the arthritis, the beetus is nothing to worry about.
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    I will be there in June.
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    Stick to safe stuff like cocaine and bourbon and cigars. American work out supplements.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Roids are no good brother. First it's roids, then roidrage, then heroin and soon you will be dead in the street or worse, a democrat or libral or somethin.
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