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  1. dem beats

    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    I feel like craps this morning.... I finally turned the furnace on myself at about 6am. If it's too cold in the house I get congested and sweat badly while I sleep..... Thank god it turned on. Gonna be late for work if I don't scramble!
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    :-D We all know we measure inches different when talking to the wives.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    I'm not your GF, I know when you lie about 12".
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Cool... Like an eyefi card for cameras thrown in for free.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    You said stiffening. Hehe
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    It can help your boss get laid?
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    LOL... troubled minds think alike!It's cool. I think the one girl we have in the front office has fake tits. The imager showed her tits to be cooler than the rest of her, while my wifes are warmer in most regions. Interesting. It is taking some practice. I looked at the outside of my house (it is ~35F outside) to look for leaks. I was surprised where the leaks were, and will fix some this fall and likely get new windows next spring. They are 7 year old double panes, but show significant heat losses. I can see the studs in my walls, which is kinda cool. I put my hand on the wall for ~5 seconds and walked 10 feet away and could still plainly see my hand print. I even wrote on my dresser with my finger and could see the heat pattern a few seconds later. It is sensitive, but I was hoping for better resolution. I can go to manual range and make it super sensitive. This is how I will find drains and shorts, but it will take some practice to understand how to control it. Auto settings may not be sensitive enough for .5A drains through fuses. For some reason I cannot get it to connect to my cell. It connects to my tablet with no problem. This will take some time and I will aim for some fix time when I am not 4 Choklats in the hole.. It will do what I need it to. That is one cool tool that I would use as a toy daily.My buddy had some $$$$$ db meter and we used it to measure his dogs bark and see who could belch Fart or yell the loudest. His wife was not impressed. It was some German thing I'm sure Sean uses/sells. I'm sure it was $25k or something like that. Give an engineer a tool and he will figure out a way to measure genitals or farts. That'd be danish and made by Bruel & Kjaer. I sold that to Donaldson most likely right before I left. My shit makes that look like a toy, but vibration is way harder to measure than acoustics. I still have B&K mics and the capability to do what that does in my house at all times. I remember the B&K logo! Did you remember I had a buddy at Donaldson? We talked about that at one point, I remember.Good memory. Probably not to many people needing toys like that locally however though.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    It's gonna be a new tab on pornhub now. "Infrared:squirting:POV"
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    You can eat the cake. I'll just watch from a dark corner through the fluke.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    LMAO I just wanna smell the cheese not go in on a cow. I got my own Holstein I'm still dealing with.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    He's stopping by to see the wife's pussy? Can I swing over too?
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    It sounds like it will be well worth the price Seth. Definitely cool tech.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    I cannot believe it's slutty costume day, the wife is out of town, and instead of cruising for coeds in the freshly painted whip I'm googling flukes and having raspberry sorbet in my jammies.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    $1700 for a toy is almost too much.
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    I would definitely never stop measuring the crotches of women to find out who was horny and who wasn't at social functions. Or who had a UTI/VD
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    And now I want to see theese chilly titties. I need one of these things.
  17. dem beats

    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    LOL... troubled minds think alike! It's cool. I think the one girl we have in the front office has fake tits. The imager showed her tits to be cooler than the rest of her, while my wifes are warmer in most regions. Interesting. It is taking some practice. I looked at the outside of my house (it is ~35F outside) to look for leaks. I was surprised where the leaks were, and will fix some this fall and likely get new windows next spring. They are 7 year old double panes, but show significant heat losses. I can see the studs in my walls, which is kinda cool. I put my hand on the wall for ~5 seconds and walked 10 feet away and could still plainly see my hand print. I even wrote on my dresser with my finger and could see the heat pattern a few seconds later. It is sensitive, but I was hoping for better resolution. I can go to manual range and make it super sensitive. This is how I will find drains and shorts, but it will take some practice to understand how to control it. Auto settings may not be sensitive enough for .5A drains through fuses. For some reason I cannot get it to connect to my cell. It connects to my tablet with no problem. This will take some time and I will aim for some fix time when I am not 4 Choklats in the hole.. It will do what I need it to. That is one cool tool that I would use as a toy daily. My buddy had some $$$$$ db meter and we used it to measure his dogs bark and see who could belch Fart or yell the loudest. His wife was not impressed. It was some German thing I'm sure Sean uses/sells. I'm sure it was $25k or something like that. Give an engineer a tool and he will figure out a way to measure genitals or farts.
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    Your Custom Gaming Rig

    I could crunch those numbers for ya. This thing is beastly.
  19. dem beats

    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Wife is out of town and I'm not even out howling at the moon. #KillMeNow
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    I swear to god the second I saw the first pic my only question was going to what your dick temp was. Ya make me proud Seth.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    2 days with no deals. Traffic better pick up this weekend! only sale was some pillows to a buddy.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Goody goody gumdrops.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    How did you get a camera in my car? Your tits are impressive, bro. I'm less insulted that you think my Tits are nice than I am that you think I ride bitch.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    How did you get a camera in my car?
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Funny. Not like the dems are any different. Of the top 10 richest peeps in the world more than half allign drastically with the left. Soros isn't gonna stop funding anytime soon, and even with all dat Koch cheddar Obama outspent the repubs by a good amount. Both sides will Fuck us, because there isn't 2 sides. Just 2 paths to the same inevitable outcome.
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