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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    That is awesome!
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    She probably hits on more women than I do anyway.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Also, my wife's rule is to make sure I don't knock them up or bring home anything itchy. So she encourages me to "bang all the whores I'm fucking in the Ass so she can't blame the kid on you."
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    Dude, again.Only god can judge me. If I wasn't supposed to chase young skirts he shouldn't have made them sexy to me.
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    Super weird.... But also safe.
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    All these 18 year old daughters in the HoP. I feel less the Hunter of 18 y/o than I was.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    That might be a little cold....
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    My boss was crabby today. Nitpicked on some stuff I don't understand. Review is tomorrow also. I hope he isn't too pissed.
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    See you soon. I'll bring the stogies and champagne! I soak naked so warn the better half.
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    Is this something about Dragon ball z?
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    Huh?Hairy axe wound Bearded clam Ham wallet Beef curtains Squish mitten Box Beaver Cooch Pootang Need I say more?
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    I rove the sexy radies spicy tuna taco.
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    Sometimes they have random killer deals. Buck and a half a pound for baby backs near expiration and such. Got tenderloins there for <$1 a pound one time.
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    Did ribs yesterday for dinner, and then pig butts overnight.Can't help the brother inlaw move so I made some pig butt for the people moving. Have a place not far away that smokes some killer ribs....1/2 slab plate is like $13.99 with two sides or you can get a baked potato the size of a football...But I love some homemade smoked Boston butt...A fire hall not to far away smokes 250 Boston butts every year in this big ass block fire pit like deal..Some kind of fund raiser and that is probably the best I ever had I smoked two racks for $18Costco baby back sale?
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    Pumping Iron is on netflex. Epic.
  16. dem beats

    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Did ribs yesterday for dinner, and then pig butts overnight. Can't help the brother inlaw move so I made some pig butt for the people moving.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Solid!!!!
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    This has been a great few quarters, I promoted 3 people who I trained and a couple who I groomed post training. Added another location to watch that I cannot make money on though. First of the year time! Woop woop.
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    Ha! My boss blew off that audit for the end of the year himself. We got the low level stuff done anyway! Walked out of this quarter strong, and same with the end of the year.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    ex·haus·tion - noun This mutha fukka right here.
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    Que?I don't think I completed an audit properly.He doesn't know how it works either. It was put off so I could handle some other issues. Then I went ahead and brought the team to 500% over budget. So it was busy. To sum it up the audit was way too easy and he agreed so he is going to spend all day today on it. I came in yesterday to review it and offered to come in today to go over it with him.
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    I really effed my boss. It was his fault and I offered to help, but I really effed him. :-(
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    I think it was Matt that introduced me to Jim Jeffries. Dude is awesome.. Or a cunt... He is great as well..Love it made me crack up..You let one dead baby into heaven, then you let all the dead babies into heaven. You won't be able to walk for all the dead babies. :soccer kicks dead baby:
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    I think it was Matt that introduced me to Jim Jeffries. Dude is awesome.. Or a cunt...I should paid to rep him I guess eh? He is one funny cunt. Lol
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Jim Jeffries is god of all blue comedians right now. So good.
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