Penguin4x4

Look at Adrian, always willing to help

Is it bad I find it impressive someone can take a 175 lb. human being and swing him like a fucking baseball bat?

Could always go for two sets of sequentials to address the turbo lag

I'm more a fan of the TVS blowers, myself.

Protein? Protein!

Oh look, Sean is late for work

Ah ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...cry some more LeBron...

RIP Casey Kasem

Hell you can probably hear him a mile away

Yes, because shaving 1/2 of your legs looks halfway decent... 1/2 of one leg would be 1/4 of my legs, wouldn't it?

Well, shit. When I started the fire a few embers popped on my right leg. Didn't think anything of it until I get in the shower and patches of leg hair start falling off. Had to buzz it down with the hair clippers from the knee down to get it to look halfway decent. Oye.

Mmmmmmm, purty pork butt...

Mmmmm, apple/cherry smoke

Joking, of course. Probably a dull red.