Penguin4x4

Sure sure

I don't tend bar, I scrub toilets and tables and fill up the ice bins and tea glasses and chit like that

It was the blackest night There was no moon in sight You know the stars ain't shinin' 'Cause the sky's too tight I heard the scarey wind I seen some ugly trees There was a werewolf honkin' 'Long the side of me I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy Got a big-titty girly by the name of Chrissy Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me . . . 'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, mystery I noticed even the crickets Were actin' weird up here 'N so I figured I might Just drink a little beer I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on . . . " But there was no reply 'Cause she was gone . . . "Where's those titties I like so well, 'n my goddamn beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil . . . He's about this big . . . He had a red suit on An' a widow's peak An' then a pointed tail 'N like a sulphur reek Yes, it was him awright, I sweared I knowed it was He had some human flesh Stuck underneath his claws You know, it looked to me Like it was titty skin I said, "You sonofabitch!" 'Cause I was mad at him, Well he just got out his floss 'N started cleanin' his fang So I shot him with my shooter, Said: BANG BANG BANG Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: Terry: Oh, put it away . . . You know, I ate her all up . . . now what you gonna say? FZ: You ate my Chrissy? Terry: Titties 'n all! FZ: Well, what about the beer then, boy? Terry: Ah . . . Were the cans this tall? FZ: Even her boots? Terry: Would I lie to you? FZ: chit, you musta been hungry! Terry: Yes, this is true. FZ: Don't they pay you good For the stuff that you do? Terry: Well, you know I can't complain when the checks come through . . . FZ: Well I want my Chrissy, 'N I want my beer So you just barf it back up Now, Devil, do you hear? Terry: Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil, Do you understand? Just what will you give me for your Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little contract here . . . FZ: Yer goddam right, you Son-of-a-whore Terry: Don't call me that! FZ: That's about the only reason I learned writin' for . . . Gimme that paper . . . bet yer ass I will sign . . . Because I need a beer, 'N it's titty-squeezin' time! Terry: Man, you can't fool me . . . you ain't that bad . . . I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls that I've had . . . FZ: Oh, yeah? Terry: Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too . . . 'N both of those suckers was worse 'n you . . . FZ: Well, let's make a deal if you think that's true I mean, you're the Devil so . . . Whatcha gonna do? Terry: Wait a minute . . . a tinge of doubt crosses my mind when you say that you want to make a deal with me . . . FZ: That's very, very true . . . Terry: Wait . . . you ain't supposed to wanna make a deal with me FZ: Ah, but I'm slightly different than your average customer, Devil . . . Terry: But, wait . . . but most people don't want to make a deal with me . . . Wha . . . FZ: Yeah . . . Terry: What's your story? FZ: Well, most people are afraid of you, see? They don't know how stupid you are . . . I happen to know that you jack off to a picture of Punky Meadows when you get home . . . Terry: Grrah . . . Stupid . . . Grrh . . . FZ: You know . . . ever since that guy told you that he contained more fluid than Jeff Beck you've been tryin' to outdo him . . . Awright, look, I'm gonna say one thing to you . . . this may not register right away, but let me say this . . . leave your pickle alone for a couple of nights, you know what I mean . . . ? Now, come on! I'm only interested in a couple of things . . . (Wait, is that a note for me? Is somebody passing me a note? What does this say . . . ? "Frank, please do me a favour, I can't find a brother of mine, I could dig it if you could call him from stage. His name is Dirty Tom Nomads M.C.," signed "Thanks, Bear" or "Bean," I can't tell . . . Well, if he's out there . . . Dirty Tony De La Nomads M.C. get in touch with Bean or Bear . . . ) And as I was sayin', Devil, I'm an average sort of a person, I'm . . . you wouldn't believe it, but . . . I'm very much like the people here in this audience tonight . . . Terry: What? FZ: I think we definitely have something in common . . . Terry: Wait a minute, I thought you had funny things growing in your hair and all that other stuff . . . I thought . . . write weird music, you know, I thought . . . FZ: Listen . . . Terry: . . . biker and everything, I mean, chit, you know? FZ: . . . listen carefully . . . Terry: . . . big tittie chic that you just had out here with the camera, I mean, you know . . . FZ: Listen carefully to me, oh, Devil . . . Terry: Uh-huh . . . FZ: I'm only interested in two things Terry: Yeah . . . FZ: See if you can guess what they are Terry: I would think . . . uh . . . let's see, maybe . . . uh . . . FZ: Well, I'll give you . . . Terry: Stravinsky . . . and, uh . . . FZ: I'll give you two clues . . . Terry: . . . let's see . . . uh . . . FZ: Let go of your pickle Terry: What? FZ: Let go of your pickle! Terry: I'm not holding my pickle FZ: Well, who's holding your pickle then? Terry: I don't know . . . ha! She's out in the audience . . . Hey, Dale, would you like to come up here and hold my pickle to satisfy this weird man out here on the stage? FZ: You're probably wondering why we call it a pickle . . . Ray: Ha ha ha! Terry: Oh, no . . . FZ: I don't . . . I hate . . . I hate to squeal on you, Bozzio, I mean, Devil . . . but, look, I'm only interested in two things . . . Terry: Now, wait a minute . . . all I have to say is God help me! . . . Even though I have this . . . this pucking mask on . . . FZ: Ha ha ha ha ha . . . ! Listen, if you think that mask looks bad, you oughta see his pickle . . . I'm only interested in two things, that's titties and beer, you know what I mean? Terry: What? FZ: Yeah . . . Terry: Titties and beer? FZ: Titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer . . . Terry: (Growling) Whoa, I don't know if you're the right guy! FZ: . . . titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer . . . Terry: No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think . . . I mean . . . FZ: Alright! Terry: Hold on a second, boy . . . 'Cause that's Magic Ink! And then the Devil let go of his pickle 'N out jumped m'girl They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN' All around the world, she said: "I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS, AN' I'M GONNA GET RIPPED, SO fudge YOU CLOWNS!" Then she gave us the finger, It was rigid 'n stiff, That's when the Devil, he farted An' she went right over the cliff (Whoa . . . Tinsel Time!) Well, the Devil was mad I took off to my pad I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do de . . . FZ: Awright . . . awright, that . . . that's enough for the Devil and his famous pickle . . . We're goin' to make another dramatic if . . . if somewhat . . . rickety segue into another song called Cruisin' For Burgers, wait a minute . . .

Made at least a C+ in Human Sexuality Tomorrow is Entreprenuership Day After That is Philosophy Day After That is Operations Managment fun times this week getting a paycheck and book money on Friday too so weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nah, one of a kind establishment actually

local Restaurant/Bar

Cause I'm working...can't fraternize while you're on the clock...

it never ceases to amaze me how the mass consumption of alcohol makes my ass somehow "cute" to ditsy college coeds....

Wheels! A glint of steel and a flash of light! Screams! From a streak of fire as he strikes! HELL BENT HELL BENT FOR LEATHER HELL BENT HELL BENT FOR LEATHER

SHAGGY DOG - shrimp tempura, cream cheese wrapped in soy paper topped with shredded kani, japanese mayo & rooster sauce PAR 5 BIRDIE - tuna, cream cheese, jalapeno, temp flakes wrapped in nori and topped with escolar, salmon, avocado and red, green and black tobiko ARACNOPHOBIA - soft shell crab, cream cheese, spicy mayo, cucumber, kaiware wrapped in soy paper with green tobiko & chili powder Some of their names are loltastic

Everytime I see BL.....nevermind...its a weird japanese thing..wikpedia it....

you forgot cheap. Fast and easy is usually a lot cheaper. Thanks for the list of reastaraunts, if I had my choice it would be a sushi joint, if I'm going to pay a good price for something it will be sushi Oddly enough Japaneiro's is a combination sushi house and latin grill, so technically you could get sushi and make everyone else happy too EDIT: Their website

Anyone that's on a DIY-oriented site is a snob of some kind, in something.

If it looks good, eat it

You're an everything snob actually Authentic, commercialized, I've had both and they both taste good to me

what on their menu is beyond edible? the Shrimp, mongolian beef, kung pao chicken, the tea is decent...

Ever notice how they always stick the retards at the Express Lane in the grocery store? Kind of defeats the purpose if you ask me...

I would if I could.... Chang's is still yummy though

np: Led Zeppelin - Tea For One so bonerific....

Never been to Ruth Chris's, but PF Changs is yummy wummy in my tummy tummy

Chain or no chain the food is delicious

and if you like sushi Japaneiro's, Miyako, and The Fish are supposed to be the best in town...

There are so many great restaurants in Houston its not even funny...off the top of my head: 17 Brennan's Brenner's Steakhouse Cafe Annie Cafe Montrose Capital Grille Churrascos Fogo de Chao Houston's Noe Pappa Brother's Steakhouse P.F. Chang's Quattro Ralph & Kacoo's Razoo's Ruth Chris's Steakhouse Shanghai River Tony's

The only way I'll use a download service, like iTunes or whatever, is if its DRM free lossless audio with a non-propietary codec, doesn't require some lame ass second rate software, & comes with JPEG liner notes and album covers and whatnot. Since Hell hasn't frozen over, however, all the music I have is from CDs and I don't see that changing any time soon.

I'm making sweet potato pies, who wants some