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the only thing worse than working on new years is the fact that every single fast food joint in town closed up at 10, stupid bastards

the three times all good restaurants are booked: new year's, valentine's, mother's day who's working tonight? 5 servers, 1 server assistant (me), 1 bartender, no barbacks, 2 hosts How many reservations do we have? At least 35 Fuck New Year's

everyone seems to be a moron these days

fortissississimo or gtfo :nuts:

Graduation weekend over. Moving her back home should be finished by mid-afternoon/early evening tomorrow. Joy.

Not sure where have you heard that? Obviously if from me yes. I read about a similar technology somewhere, probably different guy. basically turns the sheetrock into a gigantic diaphragm or somesuch

this the turn your drywall into a speaker guy I've been hearing about?

second pie is in the oven and the meringue is ready to be spread on the first...mmmm....

sweet potatos are steaming up quite nicely...mmmm

A school custodian's impromptu after-hours karaoke performance prompted a police response when a teacher thought she was being threatened over the loudspeaker. State police say a teacher at Booth Free School barricaded herself inside a classroom Wednesday when she mistook someone singing a Guns N' Roses song over the public address system for a threat. She was working after hours and thought no one else was in the building. Then she heard someone say over the loudspeaker that she was going to die.

philosophy final's ass has been officially kicked

apparantly they're planning on introducing a "Common Sense Act of 2007" in the UK parliament.... dumbasses

T -2 hours

The definition of a patty melt is whatever I say it is

30% file fragmentation, this volume does not need to be defragmented eh? also no sane person puts vegetation on their burger, its a burger for god's sake, not a salad...

umm no don't knock it 'till you've tried it. x11 billion

looks like navteq's officially buying nokia

BK pattie melt...so good....

did you shave your eyebrow ? Mostly facial hair though

Also a shower and a clean shave are nice mood relaxers. Nice to have two eyebrows again

philosphy = walk in the park! yes but the tests this bastard gives are retarded

that deserves a fierce smacking

haircut is done, now all I gotta worry about is that pucking philosophy test tomorrow

Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy? Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh

Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt It is so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends Who understands those rap guys They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok? I mean her butt It's just so big I can't believe it's so round It's just out there I mean, it's gross Look, she's just so black I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got Me so horny Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines saying flat butt's the only thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back (LA face with Oakland booty) I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fudge Til the break of dawn Baby, I got it goin on A lot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend rolls a Honda Playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role and tell you that the butt need to go So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back