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Penguin4x4

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    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NO fudge YOU YOU OLD NUTLESS MUTHA fudgeA
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    English? pro sound really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hot?
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    No thats a list I made myself after a few good wooden spoon smackings from my mom. I should clarify that list includes my mother as well her family... Not that I mind really, unless they start talking politics or religion...
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    fear da spoon
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    No thats a list I made myself after a few good wooden spoon smackings from my mom. I should clarify that list includes my mother as well her family...
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    Mary was a virgin only if you don't count anal etc.
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    Small Set of Examples: God damn If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...oh chit... I got it nailed like Jesus Boo Friggin Hoo, you want a crucifix and some nails to go with that whine? etc
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    aye
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    Its actually pretty funny because most of mom's family are pretty serious Christians (thankfully Methodist). I have a list of words and phrases I have to not say around them and its kinda hard to when I say them on an almost daily basis
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    Personally Ayn Rand, Ken Kesey, JD Salinger, Rush, and Bad Religion and my crazy ass family are what made me who I am today. One and only rebel child, from a family, meek and mild: my mama seemed to know what lay in store. Despite all my Sunday learning, towards the bad I kept on turning, 'til Mama couldn't hold me anymore Merle Haggard ftmfw
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    Especially on your pants "DUDE WHAT THE fudge!?!" :D :D
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    Don't mean a thing if ain't got a good exhaust note on it <------ Honestly doesn't give a chit what it is so long as it doesn't have FF layout
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    So you have the Clemson logo... But don't go to Clemson... Thats a problem why?
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    Go 'Cocks! Hehehe
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    Purdy Kinda like MKader's mouf
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    Princess of lust Dignity put to dust A virginal sight Their apple to bite Drink from my thighs The rain of lies A sight so cursed: Breasts which never nursed An Aphrodite for mortal souls Playing hide and seek in lecherous roles Their erotic hour, my tearless weep Their saticfaction, my infinite sleep Naked limbs reflecting fron the moon I'll be there for you soon First wish for this night: Let me be your delight Body of a virgin Soul to the Devil's kin Your God is me In all that you see An Aphrodite for mortal souls Playing hide and seek in lecherous roles Their erotic hour, my tearless weep Their saticfaction, my infinite sleep
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    Of course, they're probably not stating the obvious unspoken thing and encouraging people to have backup power, become more self-sufficient, etc... Obvious unspoken thing being the substation that caused the reactor to go offline <--- Father's an NRC Licensed Operator Fun times in Floriduh
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    It's Liberty Medical. Wilford Brimley is hunting you down. I can take em then
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    srsly? Ya
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    Boyd Coddington dead at 63 :(
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    I broke my arseho engagement switch a while back, I should probably get it fixed
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    As per usual the media is oversensationalizing (is that even a word?) the Florida outage...
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    Some company called Liberty keeps leaving automated messages on my machine. Dunno if its Liberty Mutual or the mail order company or what
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    I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high now I'm jacking off and I know why cause I got high cause I got high cause I got high~
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    thats what those repopped bodies that one company is selling are for
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