Penguin4x4

Nope even better. SAZ 1500D has anyone ever read Stuffwhitepeoplelike? If not and you are white go now. I'm crying at work laughing. I'm sure my boss will come over soon.. hahaha good stuff. i just read a bunch of those and i think i have now decided that im not really white deep down inside. x2

Sometimes thats to much fun and a WEEEEE turns into a uh oh. especially in a short wheelbase high center of gravity vehicle

I guess thats one fun thing about standing water. Tap the throttle at a 90 degree turn and just slide it around the corner. Weeeeee

stripper cake? those are always fun

Cinnamon Streusel Frosted Mini Wheats is the chit

Well I was thinking of skipping my first class and wait for this mess to blow over but I forgot we're having a rather important test today

Hell of a way to start a day. Flash flood watchs, severe thunderstorm warnings, and tornado watches over the tri county area.

it's electric... hell just put the heating element in some kind of massive step up voltage coil. "I don't know what happened Kenmore fix it guy. The oven all of a sudden looked like ST elmo's fire and stopped working" Sounds like a plan maybe if it conducts enough and you use agood enough max step up voltage coil you could use it as a fild generator and crush stuff too. See now you're just filling my head with evil thoughts

it's electric... hell just put the heating element in some kind of massive step up voltage coil. "I don't know what happened Kenmore fix it guy. The oven all of a sudden looked like ST elmo's fire and stopped working" Sounds like a plan

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<+Enablingwolf> come on Apple is cool because it is based on Darwin.. we all know how he promoted clorine and the pool <+Kazuma> Darwin hand wrote OSX in optimized assembly <@macky> pft <@macky> i wrote it longhand on a yellow legal pad <+Enablingwolf> i used posti notes.. simple is better <+Enablingwolf> modular <@macky> i spelled out every line of the code for the original linux kernel in paperclips <@macky> linus then proceeded to steal it from me while i was napping <+Penguin4x4> I pucking invented post its <+Penguin4x4> so there <&Ploaf> um <+Enablingwolf> i used doritos for the original kernel and compiled in Mt. Dew <&Ploaf> I used popcorn thinkign a ready made kernel woudl be sufficient <+Penguin4x4> I invented doritos too <&Ploaf> I invented corn <+Penguin4x4> I invented soil <+Enablingwolf> i am the big bang boredom + nerds = bad combo

or a Ford Flathead with straight pipes :wackit3:

Gas or electric? electric I'm sure its rather simple to stage a short circuit...

V8 dune sounds like fun...

Gas or electric?

wait, so it's not on airbags? you actually lifted it that much? to fit bigger rims? I can't even express my disgust at your entire existence at this moment. EDIT: and what the fudge is that coming off the hood? Jesus god damn christ take a god damn chill pill. pucking christ almighty this ain't CA.com.

THE RANGE IS 5 fudge this I'd rather study than watch these idiots

Ow Ow Ow Im Gonna pucking Cum Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!) I'm gonna fudgein' come! (oh chit!) Fuuck fudge fuyyuccck (fudge I am!) I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!) (Ohh yeahh god) I never seen no chick like this, this bitch can twist like a damn contortionist condom on my dick of course it is, this bitch don't know what abortion is so I cant cum in her, fudges like a porn star, looks like Jenna, fudge I'm gonna, come I think my rubbers comin' off, but oh its so fudgein wet and soft, fudge, i'm gonna start lettin' off im squirtin and shes not gettin' off, and shes on top im gonna fackin' ohh god, oh don't do that dont, stop, stop don't, I don't mean don't stop, oww wait a minute ow ow fudge I...I'm gonna fudgein comeee! *squirt squirt squirt* Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!) I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh chit!) Fack fack fayyuccck (fudge I am!) I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!) Oooh wow, boo that pow, ooh ow I need a cigarette now! Ow im so fudgein' hot, and you're soo fudgein' hot, oh my god, I wanna fackin' fack no not fudge, I said fack , f-a-c-k, f-a-c-k, fack, fack fack fackin' freak mee! Ohh yeah girl see baby they call me Mr Freaky, lets call your sister, 3-way have some 3-some me so horny! And you're such a fudgein' babe I wanna go down on you, fudge you shave! Ohh god damn here I go again, I'm gonna cum I am Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!) I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh chit!) Fack fack fack (fudge I am!) I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!) Ok I'm done, I already came twice, you aint gonna make me cum, I'm all outta gas, Not so fast! Uh your finger just went in my ass! Ow that hurts! Take it out now Ohh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in this don't mean I'm gay I dont like men I like boobs, boobs, boobs Now see that gerbil, grab that tube, shove it up my butt, let that little rascal nibble on my arseho, uhh, yeah, right there, right there, Ahhh I'm coming ahhh yeaaah, fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now, ohh fudge yeah, wait he's not out hes still crawling around up there, ow fudge I think it's stuck oww but it feels so fackin' good! Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!) I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh chit!) Fack fack fack (fudge I am!) I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!) Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube! Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube! Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube! Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube! Ew ew ew ew

PROMETHEUS STOLE FIRE god damn idiot

:wackit3: :wackit3:

I'm not your fwiend, guy I'm not your guy, buddy I'm not your buddy, fwiend I'm not your fwiend, guy I'm not your guy, buddy I'm not your buddy, fwiend I'm not your fwiend, guy I'm not your guy, buddy I'm not your buddy, fwiend I'm not your fwiend, guy I'm not your guy, buddy I'm not your buddy, fwiend

*shakes fist*

PWND!

Happens all the time to me

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