Penguin4x4

I know that feeling. Freeballin FTMFW Not when some of your jeans have zippers that don't stay up.... I don't need my goods saying hello at work... It isn't hello, but yelling "Hey, suck me!" I work with a bunch of guys....... it's not gay if you don't make eye contact. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Its only gay if the balls touch

*glances at the Bacardi Silver Mojito six pack in the fridge*

We finally get the take home test for BLW 335 today. Since the teacher royally screwed up the materials for the class she's axing one of the tests off the syllabus and is giving double credit to the take home one. Easiest B/A in a course in a good while

You also live in the South And?

I remember getting like 2350/2400 points on that chit...only took 2 hours maybe...spent the rest of the time watching movies and reading magazines...fun times...

I'm just glad that the TEA is doing away with TAAS/TAKS by...2012 I think...good riddance

I could go on a total rant about the educational system but I'm too tired to give a crap right now...

Unless its standardized testing, in which case everyone who isn't completely retarded is capable of making an A

Doing good in school and being smart are two completely different animals

Underwear still warm from the dryer after a shower

I know that feeling. Freeballin FTMFW Ugh,

Not to mention his current church is one of those evangelical megachurches.... Pentecostals, Evangelicals, Restorationists, & Southern Baptists =

I swear to god the underpants gnomes raided my drawers. I could not have possibly gone through all my underwear in a week. Its just not possible...

Bring a rifle

24 dollar ticket for parking 23 minutes in a 20 minute parking zone? You better be glad I don't have any gum left...

The Michigan Transportation Team staged a month-long competition to get pictures and stories of the best potholes in Michigan, and the nearly 70 contestants captured some real craters. Four, first prize winners received $318 "service center scholarships" for their troubles, and the MTT also named four honorable mention photos due to the abundance of quality entries.

Yeah I'm an arseho but to be fair it was a long ass dinner shift and I was already stressed out to the max. Still doesn't excuse my actions, but meh Two hard lemonades and a shower and I'm all smoothed out though

I hypothesize that half a can of Goof Off will be necessary to get it off, not to mention the fact that it is highly doubtful he will be able to actually see through the drivers side portion of the windshield...

oh and I didn't use just a single piece of gum, I had a half pack of wrigley laying around not being used..until now...

I think scraping used chewing gum off his windshield should be good enough. Stuff is like rubber cement when it hardens..

ABC gum + Copier Paper > Post It Note FYI

Sure double park your truck there. No its ok, I'm well aware your sorry ass doesn't live here. I'll just leave you a little memo to remind you next time...

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