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Penguin4x4

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    Welcome to the IHoP

    I don't know where it came from, so that's why I'm a bit concerned. I know in the fall around here, it's grilled sweet corn every weekend, if not a couple times during the week. Best time of year. Still hot out, college football, and sweet corn. What more can you ask for? obviously
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Grilled corn =
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    HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
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    :droolcup:
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    I spy some fresh meat lurking abouts
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    got to play with the mini propane grills Saturday, mmmmmmmmmm....
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    Where did you have to drive? Mataghetto County, TX to Nacogdoches County, TX via TX-35 -> TX-288 -> US-59.
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    Got me a skateboard for christmas about 15 years ago...didn't take but two weeks for me to realize that there ain't no way in hell this is gonna work...been a damn good furniture and large appliance dolly ever since
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    226.666... miles in almost exactly 03:20:00 hhmmss. Not too shabby all things considered...
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    No but I have gotten results by contacting my representative
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    Don't be drawing any dicks now
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    I hope your cellmate thinks he's God But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob" Serving time again for abuse of a corpse Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse While he masturbates to photos of livestock He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance" And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson And forces you to play a game called "Balls On Chin" And whatever happens next is all a blur But you remember "fist" can be a verb And when you finally regain consciousness You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress And the prison guard looks the other way
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    mini cooper wall thread, version 2

    Lookin good
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    so long as you're not intoxicated at the time of said pissing you're fine
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    hehehe
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    You know, it's pretty damned bad when you fart... and you have to leave the room...
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    I can think of a lot of things I would prefer to do with my time thats for sure...
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    Just drive slow GO AROUND *swings arm around madly* GO AROUND
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    Work... what ya do and for who?

    Bussing plates, expediting food, mopping the floor, refilling drinks, running food, basically whatever needs to get done...full time university student trying to get my BBA...and I also have to maintain my image as being the most awesomest person on this earth...hard work...
  21. G@dd@m Skippy buddy !!! people think what im doing is bothering them ??? let me pull my pants down in front of your lil girl & wife wile your eating dinner somewhere !!! theres NO LAW says i cant... and they cant even wright me a ticket... yall pissme@ff with that TURN IT DOWN CR@PP /// bunch of misguided p@nzzies... i bother you /// but Sagging pants & cigreet somkers DO NOT ??? AMAZING It's called indecent exposure and you can be ticketed or arrested for it, so yeah. . . And your "eye for an eye" mindset is so off base, but I understand where you are coming from with this. You are just going about it improperly. Never seen anyone with saggy ass pants get ticketed before...
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    I'd say you'd be in good company
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    hmmmm, dead week starts next week...another semester down the drain...
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    Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no. "Well, then," she replied, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT ALREADY" Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around." hehehe....never gets old
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