Penguin4x4

yeah this monitor is definitely on its last legs....damn shame....

knot tieing, one of the few boy scout activities I actually know

considering how I'm moving all my shit to the storage unit I dunno whether I'm nerd or redneck...nerdneck?

^^^ for any nerds in attendance ^^^

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What To Do If You Meet Hillary * Slap her in the face multiple times. Then do it again just to make sure she gets the point. * Keep your eyes tightly shut, lest you pass out from the horror of seeing her face. * Tell her she's a commie. * If no one's around, rape her. * If other people are around, rape her, then politely pass her on to the next gentleman in line (wouldn't want people to think you're uncivilized, amirite?). * Strap road flares to your body and walk into her campaign office in Rochester, NH to show your contempt for the state of mental health care in the United States. * Ask her if her husband ever stops thinking about sex for more than five minutes.

Hillary's CamPAIN Platform * Menopause is a woman's right, and any man who refuses to adapt and accept will be put to death. * Land and banking fraud will be illegal. Especially if she doesn't get her 25% of the cut off the top! * Lesbian sex techniques will be taught in schools, starting with 2nd grade. 1st grade will be used to teach boys and girls that men suck and need to be dominated. * Strip clubs will be closed, save for those that cater to women and feature male strippers. * All short, brunette, chunky, Jewish women will be put to death. Especially if they wear blue dresses and enjoy giving head. * All Presidential Cabinet members will be women who are going through menopause. * All women in the workforce will receive paid vacations whenever their periods are in full rage. * Research into developing and perfecting techniques to allow force men to carry fetuses to full term will be put into place, with funding levels akin to ten times that required to beat the Russians to the Moon in the 60's, adjusted for inflation. * Arkansas will cease to exist as a state, by any nuclear means necessary. * Arnold Schwarzenegger will be deported back to Austria before he can launch a coup of his own. * Iraq will be sold back to Iran for oil, which Iran doesn't have much of in the first place.

Some Unknown Facts About Hillary Clinton * Electing Hillary Clinton as president will cause prosperity across the land. * Hillary Clinton has four penises. All of which are attached to her head. * Her hair was made from Clay Aiken's pubes. * After she was neutered, she replaced her nuts with huge rubber neuticles. These can be seen swinging side-to-side under her business skirt as she delivers speeches up on a podium with her legs spread wide apart (reminiscent of Larry Craig). * Her voice is known to feed on your soul. Protect your children. * Her shit does, in fact, stink. * A strong sexual relationship exists between her and Rosie O'Donnell. * Hillary once gave Al Gore a blowjob, not because she is straight, but because he said it would help solve global warming. (Sadly this did not help solve global warming.) * She has never actually had sex with Bill. * Hillary Clinton likes to pretend she is really from the south. * Hillary is a strong supporter of butthurt. * Her face turns into a ghoulish prune when the bitch loses * She is by no definition a MILF, even in a pig's eye. * She is the only First Lady to make Barbara Bush, Lady Byrd Johnson, and Pat Nixon look like MILFs by comparison. * Hillary is actually more of a man than Eleanor Roosevelt. * She owns a dildo shaped like JFK. * Hillary has disgustingly huge hips and is balding. This makes her supa sexy to liberals, because it reminds them of their moms. * Her wedding ring is made of fake gold. * Hillary's favorite films include Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) and Fatal Attraction (1987). * She was once engaged to Larry King. * Hillary is a fan of Lorena Bobbit. * She loves to watch "The L Word" and wear plaid shirts when she's not addressing the public. * She loves receiving anal sex from her constituents. * When she told Bill about her desire to become President, he promptly replied: "Tits or GTFO!" * Was a hermaphrodite until she had plastic surgery in August 1987. She kept her penis at husband Bill's request. Apparently he prefers "catching" to "pitching." * Hillary is actually Zombie Hubert Humphrey, risen from the dead to guarantee that the Democrats lose to Zombie Richard Nixon. She will win the nomination by eating the brains of superdelegates at the convention in Denver on August 25. This will cause Obama's fanatical supporters to riot, just like DNC '68, leading to epic lulz. * The stains on the infamous "Monica Lewinsky" dress were not presidential baby batter, but were splattered onto the dress by Hillary after pulling out of Bill's ass his/herself. When cornered with her secret coming out to the press, she made a deal with a fat-reptile-in-human-skin Jewess to cover it up.

Pretty god damn good looking for a Honduh

I'll give you a hint, it's an ass ton less than what most think Fucking tease

Love flipping through old car publications at the library. February 1986 issue of Ward's Auto World had a two page full color ad from Timken, an article on China's "fledgling auto industry", an ad from GM streesing the importance of "Tilt Wheel"...mmmm nostalgia...

Thats a question I never could get anyone to answer. Now you've got me curious...

bitch didn't have my test graded today either.....fuck shoot me now...

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1133

that or they forgot to reinforce the latch on the trunk...heh..........

et al

Pauley Shore movies

Trars

Hell I enjoy most anything that doesn't "serve a purpose"

Ever seen any extreme vehicles up close ? The loudest of the loud vehicles have hardly any , if any flex at all. Yup. Doesn't change the fact that I enjoy flex videos though...

flex videos are fun