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    people sure do like to antagonize the noobs don't they
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    Must be extremely hard finding the "DOB" line on an ID
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    seriously, 400 dollars? give me a fucking break
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    <-- Had a semester long comprehensive meat processing course in high school
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    I could tell you, because I took economics...but I flunked that class....because it was at eight fucking in the morning...
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    LMAO I got pulled over giving a co worker a ride home in a housing project. The speed limit is 3MPH. The cop pulled me over for going 7MPH Damn, I'd get hauled off to jail for going 6x the speed limit on a damn bicycle. I had a 1974 volvo station wagon. The first line on the speedo was 10 mile an hour, and it was 1-2mm above the peg. How the hell do you go 3 mph ? Idle it in D?
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    fuck its hot yes I know I've been living here for all my life but still 106 heat index motherfucker
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    I know, right?
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    Spending all of next week on vacation
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    Nah, the complete reverse, actually
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    So, I basically crammed two weeks worth of assignments into 2 half days, roughly 12 hours total, and tomorrow, another weeks worth... fun...
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    nearly killed me but I finished 5 chapters today...
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    *randomly breaks stuff*
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    :turkey: :turkey:
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    http://www.costofsex.com/
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    Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch. Ceci n'est pas un compliment. You are the Ayatollah of Confusion on the night of Divali. As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulation, your mere presence has a calming effect on my rabies. How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation? I find your eye sockets to be a wondrous amusement park filled with neo-plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights. Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sunburnt back. The sand runes crossing your divided consciousness do speak of contemptuous cardinals setting a Spanish village ablaze. Marmots will stick to you in Delaware. You turn tohe atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects.
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    Found in rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc: In article <[email protected]>, Rich Handley <CardSafe@...> wrote: >Hmmmmm..... sure has been peaceful and fun on r.a.s.s.m. these days.... In the middle of Rich's sentence, a small waffle-shaped ship zooms through the picture, pursued by several Star Destroyers, one super Star Destroyer, a light attack carrier and its entire complement of A-Wings, and a partially finished Death Star. A wrinked and creased movie poster for Star Trek: the Motion Sickness flutters in the breeze behind the waffle-ship, and there is faint music heard, deepened by the Doppler effect... "AAAAAAAAY, MACARENA!" We now return you to your regularly scheduled post... > wonder what could have happened.....
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    Delicious gravy makes the medicine go down
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    I did it god damnit I did it I ate a full plate of it with a smile on my face
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