Penguin4x4

The Governor of Texas is more of a figurehead position than anything anyhow

I don't think I could ever live in a state that would elect AHNALD as their governor either

QFT

The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done'

Here's another question I have. How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness. Name 6 ways we're better than chickens. See, nobody can do it! You know why?

Here's something you never hear a man say: "stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!"

I leave for four days and George Carlin up and fucking dies Shit, Piss, Cunt, Fuck, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits

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As long as we apply equally to the folks saying "you're a dumbass" "what are you, retarded?" I wholly agree

talk their ears off

local bike shops are usually the best bet

[edit] 10 Things You Should Know About Love Courtesy of about.com: (Minor typographical errors have been corrected) 1. Love hurts. Physical and/or emotional abuse are very often a part of love. 2. Love is manipulative, it should be used to get others to do what you want. You should avoid giving in to demands based on the, "You would do it if you loved me!" tactic. Instead you should make the other person feel terrible for trying it on you and then attack to turn it in your favor. 3. Love is an intense feeling for another person. It can take many different forms (hateful, greedy, lusty) but it is always about you. 4. Although it is true that a big part of love is trying to get what you want, you should also try to keep the person caring for you. That way, you get more out of the deal. 5. If somebody asks you to do something that you don't want to do in order to "prove" your love, they are trying to show you how much they care. Caring is an emotion that can lead to attachment. This is a dangerous situation. When you love another person and you don't ask them to sacrifice a part of themselves you should try it out. 6. It is very easy to confuse love for lust. This is ok, since everyone knows its all about the sex and swag right? 7. It is impossible to feel romantic love for more than one person at a given time. Thinking you can is heresy and will soon turn you into a god hating outcast. Just think, if you think you love more than one person you need to correct the situation. Make sure to beat yourself up emotionally if you find yourself in this unhappy situation. 8. Sex is love. Love is sex. Sex is an important cornerstone to love. That means it's mandatory. 9. Romantic love can (and often does) fade. When it goes there is always a reason. This can be a sign of when to get someone new. When somebody falls out of love with you it reflects upon your value as a person and your desirability. To keep this from happening, make sure you're the one who leaves first. 10. Love should make you feel popular, gifted (as in you get gifts) and like scum.

Takes me a good 6-7 beers just to get a steady buzz going so I don't even try

That's one good thing about vacation, watching your family members get completely trashed

Penguin I'm excited to see we agree on something else Yeah we should like party sometime

Those Bavarians make damned tasty pastries too

or anything like that

Not that I support ogling high school girls

only one of which had their top fly off by jumping off that "cliff". I guess the bikini is a more resilient design than I thought

AND OH MY GAWD @ the jailbait

the cypress trees, the cedars mmmm

I've said it before and I'll say it again God damnit the Texas Hill Country is fucking beautiful

and brown as a Mescan