Penguin4x4

BLACK DOCTOR

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After spending a bit of time at the magazine rack I happened to see an issue of...Men's Health I believe it was...with the words "How To Win At Everything, pg. somethingorother" on the front. I've never personally been at all interested in these "men's lifestyle" magazines (Stuff, Maxim, FHM, Men's Health, GQ, Vibe, et al.) but that article peaked my interested for some odd reason. Long story short, after skimming through the mag, as well as others in the same section, I felt like putting a knife through my skull. Not a 9mm hollowpoint, oh no, that would be far too quick and painless. A rusty, dull, kitchen knife, very slowly, through the skull. Don't get me wrong, the pics of semi-naked chickz0rs was exciting to say the least, but as a whole these mags make me almost ashamed to be a man; they really, really do. Its not at all hard to see why some chicks are just bat shit loonies after reading the putrid refuse contained inside these rags.

Got something from the NRA in the mail too, About the only gun organization I could even remotely think of joining is either GOA or AHSA

Got some Foster Grants, thick black wrap arounds with polarized silver mirror lens for 19 bucks. Works for me...

nah, I'm sure there are plenty of cars out there who find your toolbox to be of adequate size

*noshes a bit of B&J's Fossil Fuel*

thinking of trying cognac next. Any suggestions? Serving suggestions? I'm all ears...

*sips makers mark + imperial sugar dr. pepper* good dinner, good dinner...

Chimichurri fajitas going on the Brinkmann very, very soon....can't wait...

pics and vids or GTFO Adrian

It isn't just the quoted posts. Right back at ya Sean

T Minus 24 hours until the Large Hadron Collider activates

I got to move a ~400 pound couch in the very near future

god I love GSN, they're rerunning an old game show from god knows when; one of the prizes was a bedroom set that is identical to my parent's...lol

As long as I get my diploma and/or laid between now and then I'd say I'm ready

Not really BBQ technically