Penguin4x4

Hmmmm, only place in town that had aluminum free baking powder was the health food store. Also the cheapest ounce for ounce, surprisingly. (In your face, Kroger & Wal-Mart)

Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska

Governor Palin is McCain's new running mate

Which one?

*leans over and farts*

09:40 AM, heat index is already at 98. Kill me now

adams apple and large penis getting in the way? Thats why god invented anal sex?

I can pan fry with the thing set on 3

Psychotic range is psychotic

oh great another hurricane here we go again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u8-stngXKs

cracked open the front door, instantaneous facial, slammed that bitch shut.

no wonder my head feels like a bowling ball

so the heat index is above the 100 mark and it starts raining? Surely you can't be serious

mmmmm, pork minute steaks

http://gizmodo.com/5042610/guitar-praise-g...and-rock-n-roll

heat index hasn't dropped below 91 since 7:30 this morning either

Heat index is at 111 right now, right around 60 percent humidity. Fucking shit dick ass

*pisses on BMI*