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Penguin4x4

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    What was your dumb ticket for?

    While I won't say fudge the police, I will say that I do have a problem with the cops in the hell hole of a town I grew up in. Pretty much the fastest way to get anybody from the city (police, fire and EMS included) to your house is to report a dead bird Domestic disturbance, disturbing the peace? Fugadaboutit
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    What was your dumb ticket for?

    Most Wal-Mart parking lot cameras only face the store itself
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Gotta get used to 1024 DSL again
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    Driver's side wiper arm is 24", passenger's is 18" Toyota's are weird
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    51% less, including shipping, for the headlights compared to local. God I love the internets
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    Jesus Fucking Christ COME HERE AND GIMME SOME SUGAR
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    anyone know an online merchant who stocks head lamps for the 88-98 chevys that aren't shady and who won't try to rape me with shipping
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    gets especially old if you've put in 40 hours in the course of a single weekend (Friday, Saturday, Sunday) digging out and replacing a rotten clay sewer line...manually...
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    it gets really old after you've done it a few times
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    apparently "I don't want to dig ditches the rest of my life" wasn't exactly the best answer to give the adviser as to why I am going to college...wonder if he's ever had to...
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    bored as shit should probably get some sleep already registered for spring...got books too, hell even updated my Outlook calendar
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    RAAAAAAAWR and such
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    Holy crap I actually get to finish school sweet
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    I hate school I really really do (I hate manual labor a million times more though so fuck it )
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    Demarcus Ware is an absolute animal
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    Bengals beat Redskins? Texans beat Titans? dubya tee eff
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    Moved couches, installed a Waterpik and 100%-ed Lego Indiana Jones. Now I have to find something to do with the rest of my 4.5 week vacation...
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    Yeah, Doom officially launched on December 10, 1993. Over ten million copies sold across 27+ platforms; insane...
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    GOD DAMN IT IS FINALLY THURSDAY HOLY SHIT Apparently Doom turned 15 yesterday. Fuck I am old
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    Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the store -- there's a teddy, Little straps -- like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! Lacy things... missin', Didn't ask... permission, Wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
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    a company is starting to make new Hayabusa engine blocks designed to mate up with automotive transmissions turbo hayabusa beetle...
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    kids these days
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