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Penguin4x4

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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    A man's wife had been in a coma in hospital for some time. As part of her continued care, her sheets were changed often and she was given sponge baths by a nurse. During one of the sponge baths, the nurse noticed the wife reacted slightly when her private parts were washed. The nurse spoke to the husband and explained that she had an unconventional idea that might bring his wife out of the coma. She explained the reaction and suggested that the husband should try oral sex with his wife. He quickly decided to give it a try, and shut the door for some privacy. After a few minutes, the alarms on the life support equipment began to sound. The nurse rushed into the room and was shocked to find that wife was dead! "What happened!" screamed the nurse. "I don't know!" said the husband. "She must have choked!"
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

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    Where to get supliments

    Exceptionally fast turnaround for custom mix this time. Nice.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    checking in. beep.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh3pYT_NpaA
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Annnd another 10 lbs. of my "Breakfast Blend" powder ordered from TN.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Wow, egg protein powder's gone through the roof.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Snowdrift Vanilla Porter's got some big brass ones...wow
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Next week is going to be fun
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    Adrian showing people how it's done
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    Yankees are weird
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    had to google that one,
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    I did shit like this all the time at uni
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    Trust me, I NEVER go hungry
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    Oye vey
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    I have never met anyone that meets that criteria. That was me up until three months ago.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Adrian version:
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

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