Penguin4x4

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getting up at the crack of dawn for no particular reason ftl there's already too many hours in the day, no need to add more....

...is that hair gel?

As many of you may or may not know, I was involved in a pretty serious collision roughly four weeks ago. After four weeks I basically got fed the hell up and decided to go car shopping in Houston today, looking basically at Crown Vic's, Audi A4's, and Lexus IS's. Little did I know that on the first car lot we came to there be this beautiful unicorn sitting there all by its lonesome. Weren't no way in hell I was leaving the lot without her, and by god I did. Redemption is a wonderful thing...

http://gawker.com/5261151/quiznos-taste-the-poop I LOL'd hard

awww, isn't it cute

got my new prescription Oakley's, hella better distance vision, no more squinting my ass off....plastic frames are nice too...

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And I have an American dream, but it involves black masks... and gasoliiiiiiine

I actually went to Fuddruckers not too long ago, can't help but giggle every time I go in there now...

on a random note, who makes good car covers? not enough dinero to spend on a carport project just yet...

ITS GOT ELECTROLYTES

What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!

dynomometered is...I think...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_ethn...d_States_Census http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_demogr...e_United_States

Because social researchers want to be exact as possible when compiling demographic data...

Cameron Diaz, Andy Garcia, etc.

GOD DAMNIT FUCKING SHIT DICK ASS BALLS

And 65% of Texans are from south of the border? 51.5% Non-Hispanic White, 20% White Hispanic, 35.5% Hispanic or Latino of any race as of 2006...not including illegals...so its quite possible

course that number only counts for people with bachelor's or higher degrees, not associates/technical degrees

considering only about 20% of Texans 18 or older have a college degree its kinda hard to find collegiates outside of "college towns"

depends on the campus, actually

Having a broken leg is like being in middle school all over again, it really is...