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Penguin4x4

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    Welcome to the IHoP

    what...that the downside of putting so much focus on non-violent crimes is finally becoming evident? I think it's fucking perfect personally. Pulling over a driver, discovering said driver has no permit, then letting them off with a warning? I have a big problem with that. People like that are just as dangerous as any gang banger... lmfao...how is driving without a license dangerous? You're behind the wheel of over a ton and a half of vehicle going anywhere from 30 to 70 MPH and you have no way of proving you earned the privilege to do so? Big Problem. You're a hazard to everyone on the road. Go to jail, go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Get a bicycle... Its not hard people, the DMV gives them out to anyone (including illegals)...
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    managed to get a good installer for our fridge, noice...
  3. Penguin4x4

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    what...that the downside of putting so much focus on non-violent crimes is finally becoming evident? I think it's fucking perfect personally. Pulling over a driver, discovering said driver has no permit, then letting them off with a warning? I have a big problem with that. People like that are just as dangerous as any gang banger...
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    http://jalopnik.com/5371050/detroit-is-a-good-place-to-speed Sad...
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    I edited out his post contents, didn't feel they needed to stick around. Can non-mods see the Test 1,2,3 section? I thought it was hidden I see it all the time...some funny shit in there...
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    Even if it existed here, trichinosis DIES at 137. Quack is right. Never heard of trichinosis in fish before, personally... Fish at 147 is a tad high for me though, I like my fish rare, basically seared on the outside, most times...
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    *glances at his 18 neck 34 sleeve shirts* *glares at Sean*
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    YOU KNOW YOU DID THIS

    Never has happened to me personally. Although I do tend to spell shit correctly. Also hell, damn, ass, fuck, cunt, and many other naughty words. Heck I can even spell them in different languages, but that's another story altogether.
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    great, another pop science doctor yakking about trichinosis and parasites in meat... no thanks, I don't feel like cooking my meat to 165 and my fish to 147, thank you very much you quack...
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    http://jalopnik.com/5369762/the-full-list-of-every-cash-for-clunkers-trade+in scuse me, I need to vomit
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    And another job offer, this time from Bankers Life and Casualty so basically I change the e-mail address on my resume and the job offers start rolling in? uhhhhh excuse me while I ram my head into a brick wall...repeatedly
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    nothing like taking a gigantic crap to make you feel better...
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    Cable company thing turned out to be a bust... oh well...
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    Got a job offer from Travelex Ordered a custom made pendant from a local jeweler for my mother's REAL birthday present Ordered a fridge Scoped out the local cable company to see if they've improved any, seems they turned a full 180 since last I saw, might be switching back to cable now (no rainy blackouts ftmfw) Unusually positive day so far...wonder what's going to come along and fuck it all up...I'm keeping my eyes peeled...
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    looks like my mother is getting a new fridge for her birthday...
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    One of things I hate most about having that broken leg...the thick leathery hide I had on the bottom of my feet went away..its growing back but its still not what it used to be...gonna take a while oh and it seems that putting on socks and pretty much any form of laced shoe causes my leg to balloon up still...doctor said it'll probably continue doing that for another year...fuck
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    Every time I put on a necktie it feels like I'm putting on a noose...oh well...such is life... I've never applied a noose to myself, but regularly wear a tie. The easy way to make them comfortable is to have custom shirts made. HUGE, HUGE, HUGE difference. Well worth the dough. Oh its not about comfort so much as it is me being a stubborn ass...I just want to know who the hell thought up the idea of a suit and tie and kick their ass is all... give me Hawaiian shirts, Bermuda shorts, and not much else and I'm happy...bare feet ftmfw
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    Honestly I have no clue what goes on in the heads of Cowboys management or coaching staff. Third biggest offensive line in the league and they have the collective intelligence of Forrest Gump Romo will almost always take the sack or throw it away before he even thinks of running with the ball Secondary is shit...just pure unadulterated shit and on and on and on at least they got that dead weight TO off the team
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    Every time I put on a necktie it feels like I'm putting on a noose...oh well...such is life...
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    Tony Romo doesn't throw 3 INT's Cowboys win Correlation? Nahhhhh... fucking Romo....
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    I am so mad. I went through tx once and didnt stop accept to freeze in N texas. I need to go to a texas strip club and a smoke house before I die. come on down, I'll take you to Lockhart some time...
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    looks like the fan gave out on the fridge now...hopefully a cheap and easy fix...hopefully...
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    Even if you could there's a highly probable chance he'll just drop it anyhow...
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    TEAR IT DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!!! TEAR IT DOWN NOW!!!!!!!
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