Penguin4x4

For the drama that has happened on here in the past that I quelled, I should get a prize. A prize? More like many prizes...hell they should sanctify you...

I so would not fit in, but it is worth considering. Oh I'm sure you would, provided you relocated to the right area...

Like Alberto Gonzalez? sorry, I like to get a jab in at Gonzalez anytime I can get a chance...carry on...

shit tons of money floating around Houston and DFW if you're seriously interested, dem beats

spare couch? I have like...two of those...and don't get me started on the number of VCR's we have stashed away...

You'll love how cheap property and the cost of living is here, too and you only need a drawl or a twang if you live in the rural areas...if you live in DFW, Austin, San Antonio, or Houston it doesn't really matter because everyone there has an accent. I would advise you to steer clear of Lubbock, the Permian Basin, or Abilene, though

when you put it that way we all should get nobel peace prizes...hehehehe

basically

Kinda devalues such a prestigious award. Just my opinion. Yasser Arafat got one so why not Obama?

Obama just won the fuckin' Nobel Peace Prize ummm..yeeeeeah... *smashes head into brick wall*

did I actually just contribute to the board? I think I did yay for me

Only reason you should be coughing up blood when working with MDF is inhaling the dust. I always use masks when dealing with materials that have a lot of particulate matter flying off them, be it drywall, MDF, cement board or fiberglass insulation. Shit will injure or kill you if you let it, be safe!

Would've thought "underwater welder" would have a 100% electrocution rate I kid I kid

as an alumnus from a college with one of the best Forestry programs in the country, I would concur...

am I the only one who gets a kick out of reading menus?

Still prefer pork BBQ to beef I know its blasphemy to say that around these parts but still

I like em blackened on the outside; a lot of people don't smoke them long enough to get the skin that black though

I was going to say bodily harm but this works too

if they have that Styrofoam crap though I usually take them out and rewrap them, first in plastic wrap then in foil...

I do it all the time

didn't help that half the food came out tasting either Cajun/Creole or some weird variety of Chinese...

reminds me of college tex mex restaurants staffed with asians and whites playing country music yeaaah....

home made poutine yummmmmmmm

oh and what the FUCK Halloween Cards? Really?