Penguin4x4

looks like the Cincinnati game won't be worth watching now

fresh gulf snapper, taters & hush puppies, s'mores...mmm mmm mmm

Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grand-mothers and Grandfathers is? Well, here it is: A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time, just he and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take the child out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" "Oh yes, Papa," the girl replied. "And do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard, dip shit or horse's ass anywhere we went today!"

part in bold had me in stitches

Not bad for a day's work

What we have here is a failure to communicate hehehe

You can crack their skulls with the frozen variety, however

Oven is almost as easy as scrambling eggs or grilling a steak By oven I don't mean for roasting, braising, broiling. Those are no problem. The one that troubles me is baking. Why the fuck is a good croissant not something I know how to make. etc... Croissants are a bitch to make properly; spread the dough thin, fold it upon itself, repeat ad nauseum; kind of like making a katana

don't forget homemade pizza, breads and other baked goods YUM; BGE would obviously be better suited for homemade pizza, but still...

I especially like using the oven for anything that has to simmer for hours upon hours upon hours

Oven is almost as easy as scrambling eggs or grilling a steak

Tasty treat for the neighborhood dogs?

thank you carbamide peroxide, you restored my sanity

graduated from the US Navy's Nuclear Power School and 20 years of experience and still gets snubbed on promotions

same boat my dad seems to be in at the moment

Every time you guys joke about it, a little bit of motivation is lost for me to finish mine. As I think about it, and there are a number of PhD's on my mothers side, and they all are exceptionally talented and knowledgeable in their field of focus, but out side of that...... I joke out of jelousy. I chose a VERY wrong path in life What do you mean by wrong path? not having a higher level degree; be it an associate's, bachelor's, master's, or doctor's

Fuck you too, buddy!

just got a look at this proposed GOP "purity test"; oh boy... Fuck Reagan

Every time you guys joke about it, a little bit of motivation is lost for me to finish mine. As I think about it, and there are a number of PhD's on my mothers side, and they all are exceptionally talented and knowledgeable in their field of focus, but out side of that...... couldn't fathom doing a doctoral plan myself; masters sure, doctorate? fuck that shit

yes its just a mock up, still funny as hell

mmmmmmm, rib roast...

me either *smacks brain with a hammer*