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Penguin4x4

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    Look at mister fancy pants with his Mercedes! Excuse me sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?! How about some tea and crumpets?! god I'm bored, when's the UPS man getting here
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    Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear? Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood. Cowpokes'll come from a near and far When you throw a few rib-eyes on the fire Roberto Duran ate two before a fight 'Cause it gave a lot of mighty men a lot of mighty might Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear? Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood. Eat meat, eat meat, filet mignon Eat meat, eat meat, eat it all day long Eat a few T-bones till you get your fill Eat a new york cut, hot off the grill Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear? Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood. Eat a cow, eat a cow 'cause it's good for you Eat a cow, eat a cow it's the thing that goes "Mooooo" Look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yard Gotta hit'em in the head, gotta hit'em real hard First you gotta clean'em then the butcher cuts'em up Throws it on a scale throws an eyeball in a cup Saw a big Brangus Steer standing right over there So I rustled up a fire cooked him medium rare Bar-B-Q'ed his brisket, a roasted his rump Fed my dog that ol' Brangus Steer's hump Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear? Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.
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    I'm sure Hellion or STS will have a kit out sometime
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    no the German Shepherd on the other side did
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    didn't see the before, all I heard was a "BELLE'S HURT DON'T COME OUT HERE WE'RE TAKING HER TO THE VET STAY BY THE PHONE" *assorted door openings and slammings* *car starts up* *peel out of the driveway* dunno about you but when a seasoned ER nurse tells you not to look at something I pretty much comply...
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    Sounds like the little lady got banged up pretty bad what was the scenario peng?
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    "Accidents happen," said the unfazed instructor of an English woman who flipped a Fiat 500 during her second-ever time behind the wheel. Must have been a helluva ride as she's already booked her next lesson. No one seems to be quite sure what happened yet, but according to the 24-year old student driver, the steering wheel locked when she turned it all the way over to make a turn. In panic, she slammed on the gas instead of the brake and rammed into a gate post. No one was injured. A representative from BSM, the driving school the student is enrolled in, stated, "We have spoken to the learner driver who is fine and is already hoping to book her next lesson with us soon."
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    SQL? :peepwall:
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    some of the newer crockpots do have an actual temperature control instead of a "simmer low hi" dial, so they might be OK
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    crockpots are good for keeping stuff warm; about it though
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    its her own damned fault for stickin her nose where it don't belong literally
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    *glances at dem beats for a reaction*
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    vet managed to stitch her back together; left nostril has been rendered useless and she has to wear one of those cone collar things but otherwise she is fine and dandy
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    princess stuck her nose up under the fence and nearly got her entire snout taken off never a dull day here
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    My wife is quite happy. The 5 year old apple laptop we have that I post with while watching TV/cooking/napping/drinking/spending romantic evenings (90% of all my poasts from home) just crapped out. She would out of the blue sometimes just get mad at me for having the laptop in my lap instead of cuddling with her. I get lectured about that regularly. I bought the wife her own laptop to do her own thing and have not heard a word since. she's probably cybering with her e-boytoy
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