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then I remember I have a river to the north, two rivers to the east, and the god damned gulf of fucking mexico to the south so I'm good

Almost feel like going to bed with a fucking fire extinguisher...yeeesh

Terps getting major flak over their new uniforms

poly cured rather nicely on the new lazy susan top...quick buff with 0000 and some furniture wax and it'll be ready to use

In my experience people of both sexes tend to do this kind of shit

true story

house still smells like brisket...thank goodness I made 10 lbs. worth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGPvoNBGiy0 watch it the whole way through...I dare you

whole house smells of barbecue...not that I'm complaining

scratch that, false reading; still on the plateau

the little baby brisket finally came off the plateau after 4 hours...works for me

Yes I know my enemies They're the teachers who taught me to fight me Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission Ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams

There's a reason the handles of axes, sledgehammers, mauls, shovels, etc. are made of hickory (very close cousin of pecan, same Janka hardness)

the short version: this shit be hard, yo

The stuff I'm splitting, pecan, has a Janka Hardness of roughly ~1800. In layman's terms it takes roughly 1,800 pounds of force to drive a .444" diameter steel ball halfway into a piece of pecan wood. For comparison's sake, Douglas Fir is ~660, Southern yellow pine (most dimensional lumber) is ~690, Mahogany is ~800, Red Oak is ~1290, White Ash (baseball bats) is ~1320, White Oak is ~1360, Bamboo is ~1380, Maple is ~1450, and Mesquite is ~2345.

Wood is frozen and looks to be a softwood of some sort. Pine, fir, or the like.

Yeah its a semi-auto clone rifle; still neat though

You call using a log splitter a lumberjack's business ? Poser no room in the budget for a log splitter; had to make due with a splitting maul, sledgehammer and a tiny electric chainsaw