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    What is it, in general? It doesn't appear to be a cochlear implant or bone anchored hearing aid. A device with a tailorable gain that vibrates the stapes. Ah, I see, it is a bone conducting hearing aid. Checked it out on Google; its pretty cool how its completely self contained within the skull, rather than the typical externally mounted microphone. Easy to understand the secrecy; big money to be made with technology like that.
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    Wanna be a -- baller, shot caller Twenty inch blades -- on the Impala A caller gettin laid tonight Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike I hit the HIIIGHWAY, making money the FLYYYY WAY But there's got to be a BETT-ER WAYY! A better way, better way, YEAH-AHHHH
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    Smo-, smo-, smokin' that hydro won't, won't let a me high go Water the reefer, me slaughter Straight to Ziwiski to get me a sack A sack, a sack, a sack It grew in the water, the reefer, me slaughter Straight to Ziwiski to get me a sack, a sack, a sack It grew in the water... Straight to Ziwiski to get me a sack, a sack, sack
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    Lucky you weren't driving One of many reasons I abstain from listening to heavy metal while in a car as much as possible.
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    What is it, in general? It doesn't appear to be a cochlear implant or bone anchored hearing aid.
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    Lamb of God and Pantera keep popping up on Pandora...makes me wanna participate in destructive behavior...
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    and it's one, two, three what are we fighting for? don't ask me, I don't give a damn! next stop is Vietnam and it's five, six, seven open up the pearly gates well there ain't no time to wonder why whoopee! we're all gonna die!
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    loco gringos like a party with five bails of, hay! jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole! loco gringos like a party and they like their women firm and when they drink tequila they fight for the worm
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    Yeah, I left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo I gotta get, I got-got ta get it
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    There's no such thing as burglar proof, obviously, just curious
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    I've heard of similar aftermarket metal plates being available before as well
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    Only method of automotive break in I'm adept at is smashing the glass. Usually goes a little better than this: hehehe
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    Does this tattoo make my ass look big?
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    We advertise every way we can afford. I would say after word of mouth, the next best way's have been colored phone book ad's, rear window decal's on several vehicle's, Local hotel's "things to do" book's, and the radio. We also hand out about 10k free stickers a year("I'd pimp my sister for a....", I cried like a bitch at....."), those and magnetic Bronco's shedule's. The T-shirt's have been off and on due to us printing them ourself's. I will probly just start ordering them too. The card's are designed and ordered!! should be here in a week or so!! I love the sticker ideas...you should try a Head On type TV ad...that would be awesome... Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm Tattoo, apply directly to the arm
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    Business cards are a great idea. Have you tried radio or TV ads also? Billboards? Print ads? One thing a small, local business can't have enough of is advertisements
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    You, her, or both?
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    I heard today that most modern autos have metal plates that prevent them from being jimmied open; true?
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