Penguin4x4

Wild ones are better

Neighbors, nobody loves you like we do. Neighbors, your government has triumphed in finally making you a public fit for the 21st century. Never before has a governing body shown so much concern for the economic well-being of its subjects. Today we have insulated you from countless factions who threaten your financial viability, such as the poor. Tthe idealistic foreigners still clinging to their childish notions of social welfare; why, you're even kept uninformed of useless propagandist journalism that reports alleged violations of human rights. We all know they wouldn't have been punished if they hadn't been doing something WRONG! And who better to dispense such blatantly evident factoids but a self-appointed authority like myself? Acid rain is a thing of the past. Too many possible causes, too little significance for our modern thinking public. Besides, industrial manufacturing is at an all-time low anyway, who needs those narrow minded laborers? Too many mouths to feed, heh, and too much burden on the payroll! Who needs 'em here in the land of the free time? Some other ass-backward country will give us what we need by exploiting its uneducated children anyway. The Internet has expanded our ability to pacify average Americans better than ever by offering fantastical adventures to every corner of the imagination. Your home office is the window to your world, and the heart of your social life. Such reclusive behavior helps clear the roads and public works from overburden like the lower middle class and others who depend shamelessly on their government. Today you are freer than ever to do what you want, provided you can pay for it! Remember, the first word in USA is US! We have arrived, neighbors, we are the privileged elite!

That's because you drink everyday. Tolerance! Everyday? Pffft, I can't afford that...

We kill for oil, then we throw a party when we win Some guy refuses to fight, and we call that the sin but he's standing up for what he believes in and that seems pretty damned American to me and it feels like I am living in the wasteland of the free

We got high-school kids running 'round in Calvin Klein and Guess who cannot pass a sixth-grade reading test but if you ask them, they can tell you the name of every crotch on MTV and it feels like I am living in the wasteland of the free

We got little kids with guns fighting inner city wars So what do we do, we put these little kids behind prison doors and we call ourselves the advanced civilization that sounds like crap to me and it feels like I am living in the wasteland of the free

Living in the wasteland of the free where the poor have now become the enemy Let's blame our troubles on the weak ones Sounds like some kind of Hitler remedy Living in the wasteland of the free

We got CEO's making two hundred times the workers' pay but they'll fight like hell against raising the minimum wage and if you don't like it, mister, they'll ship your job to some third-world country 'cross the sea and it feels like I am living in the wasteland of the free

We got politicians running races on corporate cash Now don't tell me they don't turn around and kiss them peoples' ass You may call me old-fashioned but that don't fit my picture of a true democracy and it feels like I am living in the wasteland of the free

We got preachers dealing in politics and diamond mines and their speech is growing increasingly unkind They say they are Christ's disciples but they don't look like Jesus to me and it feels like I am living in the wasteland of the free

I ain't drunk...I'm just drinking.

Yeah...calves...that's it...

morphine and an oxygen mask, holy shit...

Wrung my hardhat liner out about a dozen times and my shirt about three times today. Haven't been dry since about half past eight this morning

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I laughed way too hard at this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ2U6y3Xw1o