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I'll give you once Once and one time only To biblically know me In the back of my go-kart
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Active shooter at Lackland AFB, San Antonio.
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http://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/state-trooper-fired-for-proselytizing-on-duty Surprised he wasn't fired for this already
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Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping When Angel Gabriel appeared. He said, "you are to be the virgin mother," And Mary thought that was weird. [Mary said, "I'm not a virgin I blew a guy last year"] But then, Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear: ["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [You can suck all the dick you want,] And still not be considered flawed. [Though, Mary, you went to town, and sucked some semen down,] You're still still a virgin In the eyes of god!" There was no room at the Inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive. They were so very tired, you see, [and Mary had to offer him a bribe.] Said she had no money, [and they had no place to sleep.] Gabriel appeared to Mary, And told her not to weep. ["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [you can suck all the dick you want] And still be the mother of Christ. If there's no room at the Inn, then it's not considered a sin [to suck a dick to get a room for free!"] That's right.. And three wisemen did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such. They said that they had followed a star, And missed a woman's touch. [Mary thought that she might pleasure them, But could not take them to bed.] But, again, Gabriel appeared to her And this is what he said... ["You can suck all the dick you want,] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [You can suck all the dick you want,] Everyone in the nation. [Fellatio ain't no sin, So go and blow those three wise men!] And you'll still be a virgin, ['Cause there ain't no penetration!"] [You can suck all the dick you want,] And still be a Virgin, Mary! [The donkey, or the ox and the lamb] And even the little drummer boy. Folks will remember your name quick! [They'll say, "Damn, that bitch can suck a dick"!] ['Cause sucking dick] Brings peace on earth and joy. ['Cause sucking dick] Brings peace on earth and joy. [Mary, you can suck my dick!] [laughter]
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Listen up, listen up! Here we go It's a fucked up world A fucked up place Everybody's judged by their fucked up face Fucked up dreams Fucked up life A fucked up kid With a fucked up knife Fucked up moms And fucked up dads It's a fucked up a cop With a fucked up badge Fucked up job With fucked up pay And a fucked up boss Is a fucked up pain Fucked up press And fucked up lies Well, Lethal's in the back With the fact of the fires Hey, it's on Everybody knows it's on Hey, it's on Everybody knows it's on Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck" Fuck's just a word And it's all fucked up Like a fucked up punk With a fucked up mouth A nine inch nail I'll get knocked the fuck out Fucked up aids From fucked up sex Fake ass titties On a fucked up chest We're all fucked up So whatcha wanna do? We fucked up me And fucked up you You wanna fuck me like an animal You'd like to burn me on the inside You like to think that I'm a perfect drug Just know that nothing you do Will bring you closer to me Ain't life a bitch? A fucked up bitch A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch A fucked up head Is a fucked up shame Swinging on my nuts Is a fucked up game Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind It's real fucked up Like a fucked up crime If I say "Fuck", two more times That's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme
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shit piss fuck c-word cocksucker motherpucker tits
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...really?
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Hopefully I'll have more to time to look around at housing options. Wonder how bad the sticker shock will be.
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Schedule I: LSD, Heroin, Marijuana, DMT, MDMA, Psilocybin, Peyote Schedule II: PCP, Hydrocodone, Oxycodone, Cocaine, Ritalin, Adderall, Morphine Schedule III: Anabolic Steroids, Ketamine, Seconal, Nembutal Schedule IV: Benzo's, Tramadol Schedule V: Lyrica, Vimpat, Cough syurps with small amounts of codeine Basically, it's all fucked up.
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Schedule II substances are those that have the following findings: The drug or other substances have a high potential for abuse The drug or other substances have currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States, or currently accepted medical use with severe restrictions Abuse of the drug or other substances may lead to severe psychological or physical dependence. Schedule III substances are those that have the following findings: The drug or other substance has a potential for abuse less than the drugs or other substances in schedules I and II. The drug or other substance has a currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States. Abuse of the drug or other substance may lead to moderate or low physical dependence or high psychological dependence. Schedule IV substances are those that have the following findings: The drug or other substance has a low potential for abuse relative to the drugs or other substances in schedule III The drug or other substance has a currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States Abuse of the drug or other substance may lead to limited physical dependence or psychological dependence relative to the drugs or other substances in schedule III Schedule V substances are those that have the following findings: The drug or other substance has a low potential for abuse relative to the drugs or other substances in schedule IV The drug or other substance has a currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States Abuse of the drug or other substance may lead to limited physical dependence or psychological dependence relative to the drugs or other substances in schedule IV.
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Looks like they're gonna fly me back out to Maryland for another round.
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Old formula Mr. Hyde was the same way. Having good results with Carbon preworkout though.
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Caffeine pills are stupid cheap.
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Plus this little bastard that goes by the name "Three Little Pigs". Ham, pulled pork, and bacon on top of a cheeseburger patty. With some Flying Dog Belgian Stout, of course.
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National ran out of econoboxes so they gave me a TSI Jetta. Torquesteers like a bastard but it's fun to flog