Penguin4x4

I know more than a few relatives who would buy two or three each, As long is it actually works, that is.

Leaving this here for Sean, among others, to dissect. http://jamesdysonaward.org/Projects/Project.aspx?ID=3515&RegionId=3&Winindex=0

Thank God he's not shooting fucking kids. Or fucking shooting kids, for that matter.

Shooting kids, you say?

Great use of perspective

I won't touch a straight razor. Double edged safety razors will give just as good a shave as any of the cartridge based contraptions on the market for a fraction of the cost. If I ever got the notion to maintain a clean shave, a DE safety would be my go to. Since I'm a lazy bastard, though, I just stick with electrics. If you want to get into exhaustive detail on the subject, check out this Wiki/FAQ on Reddit.