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Penguin4x4

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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYtQgL69StI
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    That's really the only use for a non stick pan. At least, as far as I've found.
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    Z06, if only for better pad selection
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    In my defense, I have been drinking.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get burned again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees Till one day she took his car And drove it to the city Liza had put down a few When she met this girl named Lou Who convinced her to go home with her She said, "My name's Louise, now would you take your clothes off please? I wanna take you to the moon and back, so get on your back." With a flick of the tongue She made her scream She made her laugh She made her dance She was happy for the first time And you know she wanted more Now with her legs spread wider She needed to have Louise inside her She said, "I'll never forget the first time you kissed me, now I want you to fist me." Louise didn't need a second invitation She knew just what to do Yeah she knew just what to do Liza had cum a few times before But she had never even seen the door Into the world of pleasures of the flesh She felt just like 16 And her life before now was a dream Or even a nightmare that's over and done Just like warm healing rays Shining from the sun
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    This bridge was burnt before you could cross You reap the benefits of what's lost Go home son, hang your costume up A goddamn insult to the rest of us A thousand-yard stare across the south A fully belly and a lying mouth Mamma's boy plays heretic The real thing would kill you quick
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    Store-bought attitude and spit A sugar-coated piece of shit An instant rebel, just add greed Another useless commodity Broken glass and a broken jaw Lies are told in a southern drawl Poor-house poverty's your schtick The real thing would kill you quick
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    Downtown high rise in Minneapolis just exploded
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    When I took that I wasn't sure how it would turn out. I was born in Canton Ohio, raised in Niagara Falls/Buffalo NY, lived in The City, San Diego CA, Mission Viejo CA, and Lake Forest CA, and now reside in central NC. I figured as a mutt I would show up in odd places. But I got pinned down to Buffalo NY, Rochester NY, or Milwaukee... Yeah I was surprised how accurate it was. Neat.
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    Welcome to the IHoP v.2

    At least the problem is already labeled
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    BIL's father bought his wife a '13 Shelby Mustang. 1.) She can't drive stick. 2.) Didn't come with a set of winter tires. Should prove to be entertaining.
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